I'm Full of Random

[hanneyjo]

I had this dream last night that I was working for this guy that was a huge jerk and a slave driver. He told me an hour before that I had to write a talk and sing the national anthem at this function. I was a nervous wreck. It got to be my turn, and I was in front of all these people, and I started singing the Star Spangled Banner. I sounded okay at first, but my throat was sore (I actually did wake up with a sore throat this morning), and my voice started cracking and messing up. I kept stopping and starting over. It was really embarrassing. Eventually, my old choir teacher/cousin Sheila got some other people to come over and sing with me to spare me the humiliation, and then the whole room started singing with me. I got tears in my eyes b/c everybody was helping me out.

Stupid jerk boss guy.

Evan's dancing to "I like to Move it, Move it!"

I don't know why, but I think when the spider shows up on Alex's shoulder and says "Well, howdy do," it's hilarious. (We're watching Madagascar.) It's kinda like when the shark comes out of the toy box and says "Hi, I'm Woody. Howdy, howdy, howdy," on Toy Story. I love it.

I painted some more yesterday. I painted our half bath downstairs. I'm really sick of painting, but I have one more bathroom to do and then i quit until after the holidays.

I had plans for today, but now I feel like crap, and all I want to do is... well, nothing.

Lauren smells like pee. I should probably do something about that.