Yearbook Signatures
I was looking at an old yearbook today b/c I had let Joshua borrow it to find people for his 10 year reunion. (that means mine is only 2 years away! what the freak?!) I thought some of these notes people left me were amusing.
Enjoy!
2000:
Jewhanney, Upon learning of your inquiry for my inscribing of my insignia in your book of annual publication, I have decided to impress upon you a fracticious supplement of my infinite knowledge and wisdom in this: The other day, when we were driving down the road, we put on the brakes and the car stopped! By the way, just remember if you have a cat and it dissolves in your yard don't look in the spot where it was. You might find bones--namely vertebrae. It tends to be disturbing. Love, Mario
This was my friend Mary. I love it! She's so stinkin' funny!
Beadle 2000
President (Reform)
"My running mate challenged the Pope to a knife fight and won"
Whaaaa? haha Gotta love Nick.
Who let the goats out?
We thought goats were hilarious...
Let's see, what do I wanna tell ya. You smell, you're ugly, and I'm way cooler than you. I'm just kiddin. Ya know I love ya. Well, maybe we'll have a good senior year. Love ya, Judy
My best friend. So sweet! haha
Hey FT!! Sup? Just thought I'd sign your yearbook 'cause you told me to. So, you're a great friend, blah, blah, blah, have a great year, yada-yada-yada... I DON'T GIVE A HAMN!!!!! --Whit
FT stood for Fruity Tootie. Don't even ask... We sold ham in band and lots of fun with it. Ham it!
Hey Johanna (FT, Josh's sister, whatever), How's it going? When are you going to stop being my friend's sister so I can date you? Lol! Just kidding. Don't tell Amanda. Anyway, bye. Love ya, Will.
One of my favorites! Cracks me up! Story of my life, right?
Hey Johanna, What's up? Not much here. I'm just signing your yearbook. You are nice. You are sweet. Keep it real. Don't do drugs. This is a bunch of stupid crap that I've just scribbled down. It sounds pretty stupid and juvenile. Some of what I wrote could be good but most is bad. Everybody in our second period class is corrupt and I love it. Don't be a killer and say no to miller. Your buddy, Tyler
I'm pretty convinced this guy was on crack most of the time. haha
Hello Jo! Well it has been very "interesting" knowing you for the time I have and I would like to state for the record I am NOT a woman just a porn star. Eddie
I'm glad we cleared that up!
Kill the teddy bears! Yo cuz, Kyle.
this was accompanied by a picture of an alligator eating a teddy bear. classy.
2001:
Dear "Jo," Whudd up, yo? I thought I'd be kind and sign your "anal." Haha! We've had a fun time during our funfilled lives. And we're especially gonna have fun since we've gotten rid of all the losers (just playing--Judy and Eric aren't too big of losers). Well, stay sweet and all that stanky crap... have a good last year... blah, blah, blah... --Wee-Wee
Whitney is funny AND grammatically correct!
Hey Pimpy Jo, I'm not gonna write all the gayness that every else has. I'm just glad this stupid crap is over after this year. Then, we'll get to the real cool stuff like... well, you know stuff. Anyways, I'll still see ya at church! -Mary Catherine
Mary had the the best nicknames for me
Hey Jo, What up yo? Well, you said I could sign the big page cause I'm special. Hee Hee! Short bus special. It's our last year. Excited yet!? Me neither. Love ya, Judy
there was more, but it's all mushy, best friend stuff. I thought I'd save your gag reflex. :)
Dearest Johanna, This is the infamous kid named Tyler. The same as this day is over this year will be over. The time we have shared together will last forever. This is a bunch of mess. Have a good year. Try to spread your wings and fly away. Don't know what that was supposed to mean but it was supposed to be something good. Since the fourth grade I have attended this school and we have had a bunch of classes together. Now I realize how much I despise you! Just kidding. Have a good life. Don't drink and drive! Sincerely yours, Tyler
So... sweet?
Johanna, Johanna, Fojanna, It's been my pleasure having you in my possession for four years, (and I don't think you have a whiney voice!) Best of everything, Donna Geise
My favoritest teacher ever!
Hey Johanna, Just thought I would sign your yearbook. I am glad that I am your favorite deputy. C-ya, Cory
haha, I was so mature...
Enjoy!
2000:
Jewhanney, Upon learning of your inquiry for my inscribing of my insignia in your book of annual publication, I have decided to impress upon you a fracticious supplement of my infinite knowledge and wisdom in this: The other day, when we were driving down the road, we put on the brakes and the car stopped! By the way, just remember if you have a cat and it dissolves in your yard don't look in the spot where it was. You might find bones--namely vertebrae. It tends to be disturbing. Love, Mario
This was my friend Mary. I love it! She's so stinkin' funny!
Beadle 2000
President (Reform)
"My running mate challenged the Pope to a knife fight and won"
Whaaaa? haha Gotta love Nick.
Who let the goats out?
We thought goats were hilarious...
Let's see, what do I wanna tell ya. You smell, you're ugly, and I'm way cooler than you. I'm just kiddin. Ya know I love ya. Well, maybe we'll have a good senior year. Love ya, Judy
My best friend. So sweet! haha
Hey FT!! Sup? Just thought I'd sign your yearbook 'cause you told me to. So, you're a great friend, blah, blah, blah, have a great year, yada-yada-yada... I DON'T GIVE A HAMN!!!!! --Whit
FT stood for Fruity Tootie. Don't even ask... We sold ham in band and lots of fun with it. Ham it!
Hey Johanna (FT, Josh's sister, whatever), How's it going? When are you going to stop being my friend's sister so I can date you? Lol! Just kidding. Don't tell Amanda. Anyway, bye. Love ya, Will.
One of my favorites! Cracks me up! Story of my life, right?
Hey Johanna, What's up? Not much here. I'm just signing your yearbook. You are nice. You are sweet. Keep it real. Don't do drugs. This is a bunch of stupid crap that I've just scribbled down. It sounds pretty stupid and juvenile. Some of what I wrote could be good but most is bad. Everybody in our second period class is corrupt and I love it. Don't be a killer and say no to miller. Your buddy, Tyler
I'm pretty convinced this guy was on crack most of the time. haha
Hello Jo! Well it has been very "interesting" knowing you for the time I have and I would like to state for the record I am NOT a woman just a porn star. Eddie
I'm glad we cleared that up!
Kill the teddy bears! Yo cuz, Kyle.
this was accompanied by a picture of an alligator eating a teddy bear. classy.
2001:
Dear "Jo," Whudd up, yo? I thought I'd be kind and sign your "anal." Haha! We've had a fun time during our funfilled lives. And we're especially gonna have fun since we've gotten rid of all the losers (just playing--Judy and Eric aren't too big of losers). Well, stay sweet and all that stanky crap... have a good last year... blah, blah, blah... --Wee-Wee
Whitney is funny AND grammatically correct!
Hey Pimpy Jo, I'm not gonna write all the gayness that every else has. I'm just glad this stupid crap is over after this year. Then, we'll get to the real cool stuff like... well, you know stuff. Anyways, I'll still see ya at church! -Mary Catherine
Mary had the the best nicknames for me
Hey Jo, What up yo? Well, you said I could sign the big page cause I'm special. Hee Hee! Short bus special. It's our last year. Excited yet!? Me neither. Love ya, Judy
there was more, but it's all mushy, best friend stuff. I thought I'd save your gag reflex. :)
Dearest Johanna, This is the infamous kid named Tyler. The same as this day is over this year will be over. The time we have shared together will last forever. This is a bunch of mess. Have a good year. Try to spread your wings and fly away. Don't know what that was supposed to mean but it was supposed to be something good. Since the fourth grade I have attended this school and we have had a bunch of classes together. Now I realize how much I despise you! Just kidding. Have a good life. Don't drink and drive! Sincerely yours, Tyler
So... sweet?
Johanna, Johanna, Fojanna, It's been my pleasure having you in my possession for four years, (and I don't think you have a whiney voice!) Best of everything, Donna Geise
My favoritest teacher ever!
Hey Johanna, Just thought I would sign your yearbook. I am glad that I am your favorite deputy. C-ya, Cory
haha, I was so mature...