Nov 16, 2005 17:30
Superchickwonder (5:06:35 PM): are u going to die?
“Tali” (5:06:40 PM): i'm pretty sure
“Tali” (5:06:45 PM): i had to leave school early
“Tali” (5:06:48 PM): bc of my condition
Superchickwonder (5:07:11 PM): how do u know u have the bird flu
“Tali” (5:08:12 PM): i'm beginning to sprout feathers, i have a strange desire to eat bird food, and i've been told i'm also growing wings
Superchickwonder (5:08:20 PM): hahaha
“Tali” (5:10:20 PM): cosidering my condition, that took a lot of effort
“Tali” (5:10:21 PM): to type
Superchickwonder (5:10:28 PM): oh im so sorry hun
“Tali” (5:10:31 PM): with the wings and all
Superchickwonder (5:10:54 PM): im crackin up here as my worry for u begins 2 bulild
“Tali” (5:13:33 PM): this is no time to kid
“Tali” (5:13:38 PM): my condition may be fatal
Superchickwonder (5:13:47 PM): im not laughing
Superchickwonder (5:13:51 PM): do u seriously have it?
“Tali” (5:13:59 PM): yea, obviously
Superchickwonder (5:15:27 PM): ah tali ur going to make me cry
“Tali” (5:16:10 PM): you should
“Tali” (5:16:17 PM): will you come to my funeral?
“Tali” (5:16:37 PM): as rel ed, do you think i would be allowed to be buried in a jewish cemetery?
“Tali” (5:16:47 PM): being a bird and all
Superchickwonder (5:16:54 PM): tali i may hurt u.
Superchickwonder (5:17:26 PM): yes i'll go 2 ur funeral and ill just bury u in a box, being a bird and all
“Tali” (5:17:54 PM): not even a bird casket?
“Tali” (5:18:02 PM): you wouldn't spring for a bird casket?
Superchickwonder (5:18:04 PM): they have thosse?
“Tali” (5:18:28 PM): if you had the bird flu and turned into a bird and died, i would comission someone to make you a bird casket
“Tali” (5:18:39 PM): i wouldn't even consider just burying you in a box
Superchickwonder (5:18:39 PM): ok ok fiiiine
Superchickwonder (5:18:47 PM): it wouldve been anice box
Superchickwonder (5:18:53 PM): like a dolce and gabbana shoe box
Superchickwonder (5:18:58 PM): but ill get u a casket
“Tali” (5:19:16 PM): good
“Tali” (5:19:21 PM): i'm glad we got that straight
Superchickwonder (5:19:23 PM): a wooden one with padding
Superchickwonder (5:19:32 PM): and at ur funeral ill read cuz im rel ed and all
“Tali” (5:19:48 PM): you wouldn't even spring for a real rabbi?
Superchickwonder (5:19:55 PM): i am almost a real rabbi
“Tali” (5:20:03 PM): if you had the bird flu and turned into a bird and died, i would comission a rabbi
Superchickwonder (5:20:21 PM): tali, im jewish.
Superchickwonder (5:20:24 PM): and poor
Superchickwonder (5:20:26 PM): and i love you
Superchickwonder (5:20:30 PM): so i will get u roses
Superchickwonder (5:20:36 PM): and a proper burial
Superchickwonder (5:20:42 PM): but i will not ocmmission a curropt rabbi
Superchickwonder (5:20:43 PM): brb
“Tali” (5:22:19 PM): cheap jew
oh tali. u are so funny i love you.