My messages to the guys
Dear Till,
Your hips are starting to look smaller than mine. Please come to my house and let me feed you a hearty meal. You'll like it, I promise!
I'll like it, too. Especially if you have that cute little smirk on your face. :)
Dear Richard,
Please continue to dance around half-naked. It makes me happy. And it makes Till have that cute little smirk on his face.
Dear Schneider,
Why is it that you always appear to have a hard-on? Are you always excited, or are you just really, really big? And btw, your one sock is down.
Dear Oliver,
It's obvious from your expression here that you're thinking "dear God, am I the only normal one?" Hang in there.... you're doing a great job! :)
Dear Paul,
Ahahahahaha. Cute pants. You're quite proud of your legs, aren't you? ;)
Dear Flake,
You're awesome, ya know that? You're very close to stealing the show!
Your hips are starting to look smaller than mine. Please come to my house and let me feed you a hearty meal. You'll like it, I promise!
I'll like it, too. Especially if you have that cute little smirk on your face. :)
Dear Richard,
Please continue to dance around half-naked. It makes me happy. And it makes Till have that cute little smirk on his face.
Dear Schneider,
Why is it that you always appear to have a hard-on? Are you always excited, or are you just really, really big? And btw, your one sock is down.
Dear Oliver,
It's obvious from your expression here that you're thinking "dear God, am I the only normal one?" Hang in there.... you're doing a great job! :)
Dear Paul,
Ahahahahaha. Cute pants. You're quite proud of your legs, aren't you? ;)
Dear Flake,
You're awesome, ya know that? You're very close to stealing the show!