Get thee behind me, Vegas!
Why do I always get these offers of all-expenses-paid press junkets on days when it's cold and dreary?
[Gigantic unnamed luxury Vegas hotel chain] invites you to explore all the entertainment options Las Vegas has to offer...
Take an exclusive behind-the-scenes tour of Cirque du Soleil's KÁ ... You'll also get a sneak peak at the new adult pool at The Mirage and experience the newest spa to open on the Strip. We will attend the grand opening of [big new steakhouse] ... [Gigantic unnamed etc] will provide you with complimentary airfare, roundtrip transfer from the Las Vegas airport, three nights accommodation, meals and a variety of activity options.
I can't even muster up the energy to dink them for spelling "sneak peek" wrong. I hate having ethics some days.
[Gigantic unnamed luxury Vegas hotel chain] invites you to explore all the entertainment options Las Vegas has to offer...
Take an exclusive behind-the-scenes tour of Cirque du Soleil's KÁ ... You'll also get a sneak peak at the new adult pool at The Mirage and experience the newest spa to open on the Strip. We will attend the grand opening of [big new steakhouse] ... [Gigantic unnamed etc] will provide you with complimentary airfare, roundtrip transfer from the Las Vegas airport, three nights accommodation, meals and a variety of activity options.
I can't even muster up the energy to dink them for spelling "sneak peek" wrong. I hate having ethics some days.