Major LOLz
so I can now add a huge stupid moment to my already large list of stupid moments...
I was at Target Friday night with Holly and Bret getting Starbucks and just having a good ole' time. I also ran into Katy, Patricia, Clare, and Chris. So basically all of Titusville was there. I got a target gift card for Christmas so I go over to electronics/books/CD/movies area and get the movie Reign On Me the book the Tales of Beedle the Bard by JK Rowling. So me, Holly, and Bret(Brett*, idk) are walking towards the front of Target just laughing and talking and getting distracted....we walk right out of Target. I get into my car, look down, and I'm am holding the two items from Target that I DID NOT PAY FOR!!!! I just walked right out of Target completely oblivious that I was committing a crime! the funny thing is, Bret knew the security guard in Target and he actually nodded at him as we were leaving in the act of a CRIME! well he's definitely doing his job well...and what's up with the detector things not even going off!?! wow, I guess I am now a professional shoplifter, or maybe just lucky that the security guard was not paying attention at all and the detectors were not working.
but obviously I went back inside and payed for my stuff, my conscience would have murdered me if I didn't. so basically I was a shoplifter for exactly 35 seconds....