An ode to flat tires....
... around the world. They happen to everyone, striking people helpless everyday. On their way to work, school, or play-- they can come anywhere at anytime. I found one wonderfully on my way to work-- it struck me to the core. So here is my ode to everyone out there who has ever had a flat tire, or will in the future. You never know- the air could be seeping out of your tire as we read this now...
Dammit!
This one is HUGE so you get to see the full fuckness of a shitty flat tire. FUCK you FLAT TIRE, FUCK YOU. Yeah I said you, I see you starin' at me trying to get me all worked up- well you know what- you won. Damn you flat, damn you. Curses!
Another fuck.
See, these flat tire things eff with the entire family... look at that girl- she looks like her dog just died. And that young boy- all he wanted was to play his baseball championship game. But no, you damnated flat you. Flats are truely evil, and there is evience they come directly from the devil.
Sitting pretty in a sticky situation...
Dammit!
This one is HUGE so you get to see the full fuckness of a shitty flat tire. FUCK you FLAT TIRE, FUCK YOU. Yeah I said you, I see you starin' at me trying to get me all worked up- well you know what- you won. Damn you flat, damn you. Curses!
Another fuck.
See, these flat tire things eff with the entire family... look at that girl- she looks like her dog just died. And that young boy- all he wanted was to play his baseball championship game. But no, you damnated flat you. Flats are truely evil, and there is evience they come directly from the devil.
Sitting pretty in a sticky situation...