Mature and Adult Decision of the Day:
Someday I would like to be a surrogate mother - purely so I can say "it's not what it looks like" when I bump into people I know while I'm heavily pregnant.
Yes, ladies and gents, that's right: I'm honestly willing to go through 9 months of pregnancy - and fuck knows how many hours of labour - for a funny line. Maybe the Baby Mama trailers on repeat at Currys have gotten to me.
In other news: I took today off sick 'cause I felt violently queasy this morning (thsi staterment is in no way related to the two paragraphs above.) Now I feel fine, but kinda guilty. On the other hand, I have been working 7-day weeks lately, and there was a bug going round at Comet, so resting off any possible illness is probably a sound investment.
Yes, ladies and gents, that's right: I'm honestly willing to go through 9 months of pregnancy - and fuck knows how many hours of labour - for a funny line. Maybe the Baby Mama trailers on repeat at Currys have gotten to me.
In other news: I took today off sick 'cause I felt violently queasy this morning (thsi staterment is in no way related to the two paragraphs above.) Now I feel fine, but kinda guilty. On the other hand, I have been working 7-day weeks lately, and there was a bug going round at Comet, so resting off any possible illness is probably a sound investment.