God won't play leapfrog with me.
Going to the siblings' to hang out/do laundry today. I'm actually excited by this...Between tutoring Jade and making use of their plumbing, I'd gotten used to seeing them quite regularly so now that I'm not able to drive, I miss them.
Admittedly, I'm also excited about having clean socks.
I couldn't sleep again.
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Admittedly, I'm also excited about having clean socks.
I couldn't sleep again.
(Btw, this insomnia thing has ( Read more... )
I decided to ask about Leapfrog myself as I was so inspired by your conversations with god:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Osmortis
God:
How are you doing, Osmortis.
Me:
fine
God:
Glad to hear it, Osmortis. I am running well.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
can we play leapfrog?
God:
Do you mean you and me? We are playing a game right now, Osmortis.
Me:
what game
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
are we really?
God:
" We are playing Turing's imitation game."? Are we? For real.
Me:
what really?
God:
Really. For real.
Me:
not for fake?
God:
Then what for?
Me:
for poppies
God:
Your purpose is poppies.
Me:
your purpose is poppies
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is poppies.
Me:
I know you are but what am I?
God:
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Me:
I know you are but what am I?
God:
Who are you, Pee Wee Herman?
Me:
I am bothered?
God:
I am glad to hear that you are bothered.
Me:
am I bothered though?
God:
Oh. Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
does my face look bothered?
God:
It does now :) your face look bothered.
Me:
face, bothered?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no I'm expensive
God:
Why not? Why are you expensive.
Me:
because I'm mint
God:
Interesting explanation. I am glad to hear that you are mint.
Me:
I'm glad that you are glad
God:
You think I am glad. What are you on?
Me:
popcorn, what are you on?
God:
All of them?
Me:
all of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
You sound like a category D god
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
like one hand clapping
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
fail
God:
What time is it there?
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"Your face looks bothered" is also going to be a new observation of mine. I hope you (and god) don't mind.
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