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lemonjelly_ April 26 2006, 18:19:43 UTC
Oh they're all so beautiful, I could jump them all right now.

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 18:28:47 UTC
Ha! You made me spit out my drink *evil glare*

I'm determined that one day I will have jumped at least one of them. I promise to share them with you. Or send you a tissue or something.

Actually ew. Maybe I'll just enlighten you with sordid tales. Then tell you of one of their whereabouts so you can do and "do" the same thing/person.

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lemonjelly_ April 26 2006, 18:54:47 UTC
Aw wow - you'd do that for me? Now that's love.

And I'll still take that tissue.

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 18:59:34 UTC
Hee. We could check out their DNA. I'll be that Jorja Fox/William Petersen have lovely DNA.

I want a CSI Orgy :( D'you reckon once I'm fightin' crime in Hawaii all the people will be as pretty as that? I bet I'll get stuck with all the science-geek-sleeve-sucker type people. And none of them will be beautiful :(

And it is love.

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lemonjelly_ April 26 2006, 19:23:18 UTC
I'll bet they ALL have lovely DNA! Don't be so harsh on poor Marg Helgenberger/Gary Dourdan/George Eads/Eric Szmanda/Paul Guilfoyle. NOT TO MENTION LOUISE AND Robert David Hall - who we named a hall after and so must have SOUPER DNA!

No, in Hawaii they'll be pretty. Or at least amusing. You'll be sorted.

(What's Jude's email address? Gaz wants to ask her a question or something)

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 19:39:09 UTC
I just e-mailed it to her :)
I pray that in Hawaii they solve crimes whilst playing the ukulele/ukelele (Why do Hawaiians always have 2 different frickin' spellings? Jeebus!)
I think we should cross-breed all of the cast's DNA and create our very own beautiful-souper-CSI. Although it'd probably be so fudged up looking that it wouldn't make it through lower school. But we can claim child support off the actors and then our souper-CSI can have reconstructive face surgery and be beautiful.

Yes.

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lemonjelly_ April 26 2006, 19:48:04 UTC
(She said she didn't get it)

Oh wow - we should make a CSI:Hawaii once we're rulers of the world. It would totally counteract the depressing lack of lighting in CSI and CSI:NY! They'll just have labrats paid to follow the big dogs around strumming ukelele's so they can sing their ideas along.

Maybe we should cross-breed the DNA lots of times over and pick the best ones and sell the other ones off into slavery. Then we can have our own TEAM of beautiful CSIs.

I like this plan.

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 19:58:12 UTC
Me too.

Maybe we can have CSI:Miami:Children of the CSI Revolution:Literally

And their headquarters can be The Royal Robert David Hall Hall Foundation For People With Physical Disabilities Such As No Legs Because They Got Trapped Under A Lorry But Didn't Lose Their Will To Keep On Fightin', Bitch!

God love Genetics.

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lemonjelly_ April 26 2006, 20:13:32 UTC
Well, we still want the hall to be used for other exciting things like the screenings of our episodes of CSI: London, CSI Musicals and Louise Lombard entertaining folks from far and wide with her Essex repetoire.

So I'm suggesting the construction of The CSI:Miami:Children of the CSI Revolution:Literally Wing At The Royal Robert David Hall Hall Foundation For People With Physical Disabilities Such As No Legs Because They Got Trapped Under A Lorry But Didn't Lose Their Will To Keep On Fightin', Bitch!

Whatdyareckon?

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 20:18:59 UTC
I reckon that it's the best idea we've has since The William Petersen's Bow-Legged-Leg-End Room in The Royal Robert David Hall Hall Foundation For People With Physical Disabilities Such As No Legs Because They Got Trapped Under A Lorry But Didn't Lose Their Will To Keep On Fightin', Bitch!
Which was on Monday. But still.

Bill Gates EAT YOUR HEART OUT. We're going to rule the world. And it won't involve software that refuses to work during public demonstrations of its supposed greatness.

I just lost myself there. And probably you too.
Someone somewhere'll get it, I'm sure.

We're going to have the best hawaiian building in the world. EVAR.

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lemonjelly_ April 26 2006, 20:27:15 UTC
NO NO NO! I GOT IT!

AND YES, WE'RE WONDERFUL!

Hurrah - we're forcing everyone into Cardiac Consumption. A recall previously demanding that Alexander Graham Bell eat his heart out.

We're going to have a lot of dead inventors on our hands.

Perhaps we should build a cemetary too.

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 20:42:01 UTC
Ooh good idea.
There's really no way we can fail. We're going to have our own little civilisation. But it'll be better, and we'll own and rule over both.
The cardiac consumption reminds me of the "Pledging Mr Johnson" episode of CSI where those ugly frat boys make the cute frat boy swallow liver on a string. Like, Ew.
I watched that one yesterday. I love my boxsets. *happy sigh*

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lemonjelly_ April 28 2006, 16:17:59 UTC
Oh I remember that!

I bet you'd have signed his penis any day. I like that episode. Doesn't Grissom reconstruct a whole lake/ecosystem/weather just to find out where some dead lady's boat might be ? And finds it at the same time as Catherine does, only her way cost less?

I think so.

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hannah_dee April 28 2006, 20:34:04 UTC
Yeah. Then Catherine compromises the investigation by telling the husband that his wife was boinking some other dude. Then the husband shoots the aforementioned dude and they all find out that the wife killed herself by accident.I just watched the episode with Dakota Fanning. Damn her and her big eyes. I hate that she's better at stuff than me and at just a fraction of the age.
And I also watched episode 21 of this season. It *rocks*, Very funny.
And yes i would have signed his winkie. Even if it was just for the poops and chuckles

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hannah_dee April 26 2006, 22:03:19 UTC
I've just realised that I put CSI:Miami:Children of the CSI Revolution:Literally. Instead of CSI:Hawaii:Children of the CSI Revolution:Literally.

We don't need another CSI Miami! Noooo! The Red Haired Devil man's enough for that city.
God Love David Caruso. *Meaningful stare* *Witty Horatio-esque dialogue* *Longer meaningful stare* *Credits*

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