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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I pulled over and changed lilshieldsy101's flat tire (15 points). In June I punched xmiller0470x in the arm (-10 points). In October hey_im_hott and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (615 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
hannah25saheb