lol omg sooo funny

[hannah14007]

i had to put some of these on here they are halarious!!!

Your Fortune Is

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
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Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
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Passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
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Cow with no legs, ground beef.
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
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Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
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Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.
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Your Fortune Is

If you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.
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