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A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's user name directly after the quote
1.
- What do you call this?
- Chinese fighting muffin.
- That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
2.
- I am nobody's little weasel.
3.
- Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
- Don't eat fish.
- Why not?
- Fish piss in the sea.
- So do children.
- Don't eat children either.
4.
- Have a nice day!
- Have a nice day?
- Yeah, I panic, I didn't know what else to say!
5.
- Am I ugly?
- Uh-uh.
- When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
- You're pretty.
6.
- Hey, I recognize you.
- Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
- No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
- Yeah.
- Are you really retarded?
- No.
- Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!
7.
- I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
8.
- You know double-O-7?
- He drinks martinis, but all right.
9.
- Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?
- Not if I can help it.
10.
- An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade.
11.
- Hey, perv.
- Gahhh!
- Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
- What are you doing?
- Making money from guys oogling my goodies
- Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.
12.
- OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
- Oh, he can walk from here.
- It's 20 blocks!
- Fresh air will do you good.
- But what about bullies?
- Run fast
13.
- Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
14.
- At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.
15.
- Did I really run round your lawn naked?
- Oh, yes. You were four and I was eight.
- Well, that's a pretty big age difference. It's quite pervy really.
- Yes, I like to think so.
16.
- I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
17.
- Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
- No, you can still see your face.
18.
- What's happening out there?
- Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?
19.
- But calcium is spelled with a 'C,' not a 'K', Mr. Bush.
- C, K, C, K, CK... It's flummoxed.
20.
- Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
- Parley?
- That's the one. Parley. Parley.
- Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
- That would be the French.
A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser's user name directly after the quote
1.
- What do you call this?
- Chinese fighting muffin.
- That's not funny. A friend of mine took a fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.
2.
- I am nobody's little weasel.
3.
- Didn't fancy my sandwiches?
- Don't eat fish.
- Why not?
- Fish piss in the sea.
- So do children.
- Don't eat children either.
4.
- Have a nice day!
- Have a nice day?
- Yeah, I panic, I didn't know what else to say!
5.
- Am I ugly?
- Uh-uh.
- When I was a kid, I thought I was. I can't believe I'm crying already. Sometimes I think people don't understand how lonely it is to be a kid, like you don't matter. So, I'm eight, and I have these toys, these dolls. My favorite is this ugly girl doll who I call Clementine, and I keep yelling at her, "You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" It's weird, like if I can transform her, I would magically change, too.
- You're pretty.
6.
- Hey, I recognize you.
- Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
- No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
- Yeah.
- Are you really retarded?
- No.
- Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!
7.
- I know what it's like to want to die. How it hurts to smile. How you try to fit in but you can't. How you hurt yourself on the outside to try to kill the thing on the inside.
8.
- You know double-O-7?
- He drinks martinis, but all right.
9.
- Do you dance, Mr. Darcy?
- Not if I can help it.
10.
- An old man dies. A young girl lives. A fair trade.
11.
- Hey, perv.
- Gahhh!
- Hand over your fifteen bucks or get out of here.
- What are you doing?
- Making money from guys oogling my goodies
- Aww, I didn't need to hear that. That was an over-share.
12.
- OK, where are we going next, Harry's school?
- Oh, he can walk from here.
- It's 20 blocks!
- Fresh air will do you good.
- But what about bullies?
- Run fast
13.
- Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
14.
- At the end of the day, we can endure much more than we think we can.
15.
- Did I really run round your lawn naked?
- Oh, yes. You were four and I was eight.
- Well, that's a pretty big age difference. It's quite pervy really.
- Yes, I like to think so.
16.
- I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Wanna see my ID? Totally have it!
17.
- Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?
- No, you can still see your face.
18.
- What's happening out there?
- Shall I describe it to you... or would you like me to find you a box?
19.
- But calcium is spelled with a 'C,' not a 'K', Mr. Bush.
- C, K, C, K, CK... It's flummoxed.
20.
- Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
- Parley?
- That's the one. Parley. Parley.
- Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
- That would be the French.