toona are you coming to the cabin???
bah ahahha okay so i meet brittany today at Safeway after a TITalating evening with mis "eleni got ma V card ;o" and who is with her but mr steve demidash and TJ midleton, (two kids i went to high school with).
soooo we go shoping steve buys acouple bags of food, and heads for the cashier. me and brittany show up just as they're finishing up and heading out. so we say our good byes and start paying for our food. then a couple seconds later we see two dudes running out of safeway like they mean bussiness...
im thinking "kenny wheres the fire", then started wondering if the crack i left in the window for my sister was too small...
any who we head out side to find TJ ripping appart his car and the two guys are standing over him. we walk up and a third guy walks up who turns out to be your not so friendly neighbourhood band nerd (whos worked at safeway since second grade): Cody Cleave. this kid was bffs with my cousin sean and they were the type of kids that weren't really loosers but more like doosh bags that no one cared about because they were band nerds; thus making them bitter and unpopular.
any ways so cody seeking the revenge he always wanted tell secruity that he saw TJ steal a Rock Star energy drink, (which he walked in with). so the "couldn't even make it as a mall cop: safeway police" were out side forcing Tj to find the recite for his energy drink. any who so i tell mr rent a cop that he has no right to do this and oviousally the drink is older because its enpty and warm, britanny points out the fact that they "could simply just look at their video cameras, and that they have no real proof. all they have is some dude who is bitter cuz no one liked him in high school."
the two doosh bags wouldn't let up (although at this point they know they're wronge) and cody is till standing there with a grin...cuz no one keeps recipts.... till TJ majically finds the recipt and proves them all to be ass wads. he tells them to appollogise and they don't so i yell at them (cuz i feel i have a better "do what your mama tells you" voice then a pissed off teen) and they were all "im sorry, but were just doing what our manager told us to do" and TJ gives Cody the BEST "Fuck you CODY" ever mainly because his name is "Cody" and it was pronounced so "K-OOOOOO - Di" like when your making fun of someone in elementry school. then we make them appologise with out the "buts" and "no i didn'ts" and justice was ours.
it was just so stupid and pointless, and really goes to show you how people can take their power trips too seroiusally. i mean up untill they were proven wronge they were all so mighty for their own egos.
it felt like when your 14 and security would follow you around because you looked seppisious and you always wanted to just turn around a say "fuck you cody" but never could because they would just pull the "im big and your small" speach. where as now were all adults and they take the "Eff you Codys" to heart! :)
in other news
a really atractive yard guy around my age comes to my door and asks "if my husband was home"...refering to my dad.... ew.. ! do i look old? cuz last time i checked i looked good! and younger then my younger sister...and not like i could be married!
so just so you know sexy yard man: you and me will never happen after that stunt!.... unless you get shirtless and i have to bring you lemonade in a bikini because you look partched and your doing our yard on bikini thursdays! BUT ONLY THEN!
soooo we go shoping steve buys acouple bags of food, and heads for the cashier. me and brittany show up just as they're finishing up and heading out. so we say our good byes and start paying for our food. then a couple seconds later we see two dudes running out of safeway like they mean bussiness...
im thinking "kenny wheres the fire", then started wondering if the crack i left in the window for my sister was too small...
any who we head out side to find TJ ripping appart his car and the two guys are standing over him. we walk up and a third guy walks up who turns out to be your not so friendly neighbourhood band nerd (whos worked at safeway since second grade): Cody Cleave. this kid was bffs with my cousin sean and they were the type of kids that weren't really loosers but more like doosh bags that no one cared about because they were band nerds; thus making them bitter and unpopular.
any ways so cody seeking the revenge he always wanted tell secruity that he saw TJ steal a Rock Star energy drink, (which he walked in with). so the "couldn't even make it as a mall cop: safeway police" were out side forcing Tj to find the recite for his energy drink. any who so i tell mr rent a cop that he has no right to do this and oviousally the drink is older because its enpty and warm, britanny points out the fact that they "could simply just look at their video cameras, and that they have no real proof. all they have is some dude who is bitter cuz no one liked him in high school."
the two doosh bags wouldn't let up (although at this point they know they're wronge) and cody is till standing there with a grin...cuz no one keeps recipts.... till TJ majically finds the recipt and proves them all to be ass wads. he tells them to appollogise and they don't so i yell at them (cuz i feel i have a better "do what your mama tells you" voice then a pissed off teen) and they were all "im sorry, but were just doing what our manager told us to do" and TJ gives Cody the BEST "Fuck you CODY" ever mainly because his name is "Cody" and it was pronounced so "K-OOOOOO - Di" like when your making fun of someone in elementry school. then we make them appologise with out the "buts" and "no i didn'ts" and justice was ours.
it was just so stupid and pointless, and really goes to show you how people can take their power trips too seroiusally. i mean up untill they were proven wronge they were all so mighty for their own egos.
it felt like when your 14 and security would follow you around because you looked seppisious and you always wanted to just turn around a say "fuck you cody" but never could because they would just pull the "im big and your small" speach. where as now were all adults and they take the "Eff you Codys" to heart! :)
in other news
a really atractive yard guy around my age comes to my door and asks "if my husband was home"...refering to my dad.... ew.. ! do i look old? cuz last time i checked i looked good! and younger then my younger sister...and not like i could be married!
so just so you know sexy yard man: you and me will never happen after that stunt!.... unless you get shirtless and i have to bring you lemonade in a bikini because you look partched and your doing our yard on bikini thursdays! BUT ONLY THEN!