Jesus fucking christ... PINKEYE!?!

[hankinbaghdad]

First, my useless useless spine decides that it's going to try to rebel, beginning a brutal war of attrition in my lumbar region.  Next, the horrible sore throat/head cold, and this morning I wake up with one eye glued shut by alien slime.  Pinkeye

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[hankinbaghdad]

Yeah, I can go to a doctor and get medicine. If it were necessary to ship me antibiotics, my eye would long since have turned to goo or I'd have gotten better on my own by the time anything from the US could get here. See my rant regarding DHL for an idea of what shipping is like.

Re: Shipping

[invadercyn]

What?!? But the monkeys might not survive a three week wait...

Re: Shipping

[hankinbaghdad]

And this is exactly why I'm asking you not to send monkeys. Because a box full of stinking, rotting monkey corpses may not be the care package you want to send. Or perhaps it is. I guess I'll know when I get it. :)

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[hankinbaghdad]

*laugh* Thanks, I actually do appreciate the sentiment. If your first impulse is "shit, I've got some pinkeye medicine around here somewhere, I can just send it on out", it makes me glad to know I've got one more person looking out for me. :)