Fuck that noise, yo. I need help packing. And dressing. Help me pick out clothes, loan me shit that'll make me look hot, or buy earplugs. Get your ass the fuck in here, bitch!
You have ten seconds before I come to your room and eat those cookies myself, woman. No fucking fooling around. Did I mention that I'm going to New York here?!?
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I AM GOING TO NEW-FUCKING-YORK, BITCHES!!!
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...awwwwwww, fuck. I just realized something.
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I'll text him...if I go see him, I'll make out with him all night and get grounded again. Bitch, get in here now before I go dino on your ass!!
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COME DRESS ME FOR NEW YORK LIKE NOW!!
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I'm tying bows on the boxes of cookies and brownies and sinful saltines that you're taking to Bee and Julian and Bee's friend, so blow me.
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You have ten seconds before I come to your room and eat those cookies myself, woman. No fucking fooling around. Did I mention that I'm going to New York here?!?
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