Because Hank's eighteen and working at the mall, on the morning of his birthday Sylar gets a package in the mail containing
this hat and
this shirt, along with a card that reads...
What's up, yo?
Hope you have a happy birthday, 'cause you're badass and totally awesome. That's why the duds. I mean, seriously: everyone needs a few good music tees in their wardrobe. The fedora...I don't know. You got that same cool, slick thing going on that Sark's got, only you're way more hardcore. Seriously, that's totally a good thing.
Anyway, have a great one, and cheers to another year above ground. Trust me, that's like the retired Slayer version of 'many happy returns,' so...yeah.
Rock on (you SO do),
Hank