SERIOUSLY?!?!

[hank_callahan]

BEE!

Claire's never seen a Quentin Tarantino movie. What gives, yo? You educate her in shoes and shopping and shit, but no KILL BILL? You're fully slacking.

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[deep_red_bells]

Whoa whoa whoa, don't look at me, it's as much your job as mine!

[hank_callahan]

Hey, I'm on this, but I can only do so much when I don't visit real often.

So here's the deal: I can cover KILL BILL 1 & 2, DUSK TILL DAWN, and probably both GRINDHOUSE movies. If you can take RESERVOIR DOGS, INGLORIOUS BASTERDS, and JACKIE BROWN, we can take care of everything. SIN CITY we have to do together, 'cause I love that fucking movie.

[deep_red_bells]

...I'm swapping out Jackie Brown for Pulp Fiction.

[hank_callahan]

Aww, c'mon! I mean...I can live with it, but Pam Grier owns in that!

[deep_red_bells]

Then YOU watch it with her.

[hank_callahan]

Your loss, yo.

[deep_red_bells]

Dude, so not. You LEFT OUT Pulp Fiction, what's WRONG with you?

[hank_callahan]

...I don't like PULP FICTION.

[deep_red_bells]

....I can't be your friend anymore.

[hank_callahan]

It ain't my fault!! It's the only Tarantino flick Dad, Val, and Joe like and I've just seen it so many times I'm sick of it! It's like, the token Tarantino movie. EVERYONE loves that one.

[deep_red_bells]

Because up until Kill Bill it was his best! Generally things are popular for a reason.

[hank_callahan]

Yeah, but when someone proves they're fucking brilliant, you tend to see what else they've done and don't just stick to the one thing EVERYONE LIKES. You broaden yer horizons...and I'm pullin' teeth broadening Tight End's. He claims RESERVOIR DOGS is boring.

[deep_red_bells]

It's not boring, but I will allow that it doesn't have the re-watchability that Pulp Fiction and the Kill Bills have.

[hank_callahan]

Two words: Harvey Keitel. I fucking love that motherfucker, and so should the rest of planet Earth.

[deep_red_bells]

There's no arguing with you, is there?

[hank_callahan]

Not when I pwn. Yeah, I went there.