[charloft] (WED) Colors

[hank_callahan]

Okay, so I did that whacked out color quiz thing. But? I'm not posting that shit. Why? Too accurate. Scared me shitless, yo. And that's personal crap you all don't get to see. Moving on

Comments

[deep_red_bells]

Those are stripper shoes, dear. And tacky as hell.

[hank_callahan]

Bet you'd wear 'em for your tacky-loving she-whore, Rian.

[deep_red_bells]

Wear them for her? No. Buy them for her? Yes. :P

[hank_callahan]

If you ever really do fuck her, you should wear a pair like that. No bullshit.

[deep_red_bells]

Oh for Christ's sake, Hank. Stay out of my sex life.

[hank_callahan]

Until Joe graduates, I have no sex life 'cause Claire still won't put out, so I gotta stick my nose in somebody's!

[deep_red_bells]

Stick your nose in Claire's!

[hank_callahan]

Yours is more interesting!

[deep_red_bells]

It is not. I'm pregnant. According to most that means my love life is over.

[adreamto_rise]

Those shoes are an insult to strippers everywhere. Or at least me. I'd rather wear stilletos than that crap.

[deep_red_bells]

Seriously!

[adreamto_rise]

Makes me remember why I decided in preschool that I didn't want to be a ballerina. Took tap instead.

[deep_red_bells]

Just as well. Ballerinas have ugly feet. :P

[adreamto_rise]

Indeed. Which would have hurt me when I was still in college, some of my best customers were into feet. I had one very sweet boy who would pay for a private dance just to watch me take off my shoes. Not a bad way to earn two hundred dollars.

[deep_red_bells]

Oh God. You know, as much as I love shoes? Not so into the foot fetishism.

[adreamto_rise]

He was very sweet and harmless, but that was in the first club I ever worked at. When I moved on to a nicer one, they were a bit more careful about checking the customers at the door.