Hank Callahan by
strutterms featuring
Goliath t-shirts Yes, I showed you my underwear. What? My boyfriend needs to know these things. Vital information, yo. And it ain't no coincidence: the body jewelry matches the fun stuff. That way I can send Joe pics of just my face and it's still dirty 'cause my nose ring matches my panties.
One thing I didn't show 'cause they ain't got one on the site doohickey is
my cross. It's like oak or something...my boyfriend made it for me for my last birthday, and I never take that shit off. Ever. He has a matching one, too, so it's like we always got a piece of each other. Yeah, I'm a sap, but how many birthday presents has your fucking boyfriend made you? Yeah, that's what I thought.