Online confessions, PG
Title Online confessions
Author hangoverday
Pairing onkey (didn't see it coming, huh?)
Rating PG
Genre humor?, romace
Summary Jinki complains about his love life, Jonghyun is not really there for him, Key is being himself. Can't really put a proper summary because the story doesn't really have a proper plot :D It's just online conversation between Onew and Jonghyun, and Key.
A/N: I'm having a writer's block with my proper story so I decided to write a short (and crack-like) oneshot. It ended being Onkey. I fail at writing like Jinki fails at life. Comments, anyone?
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dubu said:
He’s totally driving me crazy!
blingbling said:
Who is? It’s not the dino here btw
dubu said:
Key ofc, who else?
dubu said:
What do you mean it’s not the dino there?
blingbling said:
I just meant I’m not the dino. Like everybody says. Anyway, why is Key driving you crazy?
dubu said:
Right, Jjong…. Well did you see what he was wearing today?!
blingbling said:
That one really cute t-shirt that matches with his eyes, why? Yeah and those new sneakers that were such a bargain!
dubu said:
Jjong you alright? You sound like Key right now…
blingbling said:
I suppose hanging out with him is finally having a good impact on me. What about his outfit? Something wrong with it?!
dubu said:
Depends on how you think about it. He was wearing those black tight jeans again, the ones that make me want to ravish him. How am I supposed to concentrate on singing when he’s standing in front of me and swinging his hips and damn that boy has a nice ass…
blingbling said:
Oh, that explains why you were practically drooling during our dance practice… I just thought you were thinking about chicken or something
dubu said:
Real funny Jjong. Honestly I don’t know what to do about this whole situation. And the way he’s always all over you makes me so jealous… You think he has a crush on you?!
blingbling said:
Like Key could ever fall for such an immature person like me. Besides I’m too short for him.
dubu said:
Jong are you sick? or drunk?
blingbling said :
I’m just fine, thank you very much. Why don’t you just tell him about your feelings?
dubu said:
Haven’t we talked about this already.. You know I can’t do it. He would either laugh at my face or never talk to me again.
blingbling said:
Or maybe he feels the same way and is just waiting for you to grow balls and confess to him?
dubu said:
Like that would happen. Why he has to be so damn HOT?
blingbling said:
Some people just are born that way, hyung.
dubu said:
And have you noticed the way he bites his lower lip when he’s concentrating? I’m sure he’s doing it just to drive me out of my mind.
blingbling said:
No I actually haven’t noticed…
dubu said:
Well maybe you don’t spend all your time staring at him like I do.
dubu said:
You’re far too busy staring at Taemin lol
blingbling said:
Yeah I can definitely be quite obvious with that… I wonder how come Taemin still hasn’t noticed. Which is only good because Key is going to kill me if I ever lay my hands on him….
dubu said:
kekeke I can totally see that happening. He’s such a caring person. And funny and witty and sexy and…
blingbling said:
and simply amazing in every way?
dubu said:
Sorry, I know I have been praising him a bit too much to you. I know how you always say you’d rather date our manager than Key
blingbling said:
I do? I think I deserve a punch in the face for saying that… But it’s so cute how smitten you are
dubu said:
I think you deserve a punch in the face for several reasons lol. There’s nothing cute about this. Today when he was giving me a hug and pressing against me I had to think about my former 70 years old math teacher in her underwear so I wouldn’t get too aroused… I’m such a sad person. If Key knew what I’m thinking he would probably have a fit.
blingbling said:
Well he most definitely would find it disturbing that you’re thinking about something like that when he’s hugging you…
dubu said:
I just wanted to kiss him so badly. I think that kissing him would be worth of getting beaten up by him. I’m just afraid he would be disgusted…
blingbling said:
Surely you’re not that bad of a kisser…
dubu said:
I’m a great kisser, you said it yourself last weekend lol
blingbling said:
WE KISSED LAST WEEKEND?!
dubu said:
Your sense of humor is so bad. I’m never drinking with you again though. You practically molested me!
blingbling said:
Only Key is allowed to molest you!!
dubu said:
Okay now you’re really acting weird.
blingbling said:
Forget about that. I just think there’s some things I need to settle between Key and me. Like how you belong to HIM.
dubu said:
I didn’t know we just slipped into some alternative universe...
blingbling said:
Nevermind. SO tell me again exactly why you want Key so badly and I might help you out.
dubu said:
Whatever you’re thinking about, just forget it. Your plans NEVER work. NEVER. And I’m surprised you’re not sick of listening to me talk about him.
blingbling said:
Don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything stupid. How could I get tired of talking about him? Go on, tell me.
dubu said:
Do I hear a hint of sarcasm? But you asked for it. I like him because he is unique, I’ve never met anyone like him before. He’s a puzzle to be solved and that intrigues me. It’s adorable how he’s so caring even if he tries to act all cool. I know I can trust him one hundred per cent. He’s confident and doesn’t try to be someone he’s not. Key’s talented in so many ways, even if people never give enough credit to him. He can be snappy and all diva but those things just make me fall harder for him. Those things make him the Key I love. To my eyes he’s simply perfect.
dubu said:
Gosh I’m so sappy I might just throw up myself…
blingbling said:
I have to admit it was the sappiest thing I’ve ever heard. But it was also the best thing you have ever said…
dubu said:
Okaay now you’re being odd again. Let me make things less sappy by reminding you that he is also the most gorgeous person I’ve ever met and I want to have sex with him in every single place you can come up with and in a few you can’t even think of
blingbling said:
…… brb hyung
dubu said:
Jjong, don’t you dare leave me now!
dubu said:
you’re such a bad friend
dubu said:
jerk!
blingbling said:
I am not! First Key storms off and now you call me names!
dubu said:
WAS KEY THERE WITH YOU?!
blingbling said:
Well not with me as I was shopping for food. We were supposed to watch a movie but when I came home he just run past me, smacked me in the arm and said he’d deal with me later. WTF?
dubu said:
OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT WAS KEY I WAS TALKING TO OH SHIT
blingbling said:
Whaaat, was he using my computer again?? Last time he pretended to be me he told Minho I was in love with him. Minho still avoids me. Let me see what you’ve talked about.
dubu said:
FUCK MY LIFE WHY THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? ohgoshhemusthatemenow
blingbling said:
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEKEKEKKEE THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
dubu said:
THIS IS NOT FUNNY JJONG! I just told Key I love him!!
blingbling said:
Hyung you truly fail at life.
blingbling said:
But I’m not too short for him! Besides I actually made out with Taemin last night so Key is kinda late with that lol
dubu said:
Nice that you can concentrate on the important things Jjong. I’m never going to leave my room again SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING
blingbling said:
You really didn’t notice hyung? Like I would care about his new sneakers…
dubu said:
I just told Key that I want to have sex with him… I JUST TOLD KEY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM JJONG
dubu said:
I’m going to have a panic attack now and then smother myself it was nice knowing you
blingbling said:
kekeke can I have those new stereos you bought?
dubu said:
………….. don’t care. The love of my life hates me and I hate myself this is so so so bad
blingbling said:
Maybe he doesn’t take it so badly, after all you did compliment him quite a lot.
dubu said:
Someone is at the door, brb
blingbling said:
Maybe Key’s there to smother you just to save you the trouble
blingbling said:
it’s been like fifteen minutes, what’s taking so looooong??
dubu said:
If you ever kiss my boyfriend again I will kill you. Actually I’m going to kill you anyway because TAEMIN IS TOO YOUNG TO BE MAKING OUT WITH ANYONE.
blingbling said:
Hyung, what the fuck?
dubu said:
It’s Key writing you idiot. I can’t believe you never told me Jinki hyung has a crush on me! You’re in so much trouble. I’m going to beat your sorry ass when we next meet.
blingbling said:
Key?! What are you doing in Jinki’s place?
dubu said:
atm he’s taking off his clothes so gotta go! -jinki
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Author hangoverday
Pairing onkey (didn't see it coming, huh?)
Rating PG
Genre humor?, romace
Summary Jinki complains about his love life, Jonghyun is not really there for him, Key is being himself. Can't really put a proper summary because the story doesn't really have a proper plot :D It's just online conversation between Onew and Jonghyun, and Key.
A/N: I'm having a writer's block with my proper story so I decided to write a short (and crack-like) oneshot. It ended being Onkey. I fail at writing like Jinki fails at life. Comments, anyone?
dubu logged on
dubu said:
He’s totally driving me crazy!
blingbling said:
Who is? It’s not the dino here btw
dubu said:
Key ofc, who else?
dubu said:
What do you mean it’s not the dino there?
blingbling said:
I just meant I’m not the dino. Like everybody says. Anyway, why is Key driving you crazy?
dubu said:
Right, Jjong…. Well did you see what he was wearing today?!
blingbling said:
That one really cute t-shirt that matches with his eyes, why? Yeah and those new sneakers that were such a bargain!
dubu said:
Jjong you alright? You sound like Key right now…
blingbling said:
I suppose hanging out with him is finally having a good impact on me. What about his outfit? Something wrong with it?!
dubu said:
Depends on how you think about it. He was wearing those black tight jeans again, the ones that make me want to ravish him. How am I supposed to concentrate on singing when he’s standing in front of me and swinging his hips and damn that boy has a nice ass…
blingbling said:
Oh, that explains why you were practically drooling during our dance practice… I just thought you were thinking about chicken or something
dubu said:
Real funny Jjong. Honestly I don’t know what to do about this whole situation. And the way he’s always all over you makes me so jealous… You think he has a crush on you?!
blingbling said:
Like Key could ever fall for such an immature person like me. Besides I’m too short for him.
dubu said:
Jong are you sick? or drunk?
blingbling said :
I’m just fine, thank you very much. Why don’t you just tell him about your feelings?
dubu said:
Haven’t we talked about this already.. You know I can’t do it. He would either laugh at my face or never talk to me again.
blingbling said:
Or maybe he feels the same way and is just waiting for you to grow balls and confess to him?
dubu said:
Like that would happen. Why he has to be so damn HOT?
blingbling said:
Some people just are born that way, hyung.
dubu said:
And have you noticed the way he bites his lower lip when he’s concentrating? I’m sure he’s doing it just to drive me out of my mind.
blingbling said:
No I actually haven’t noticed…
dubu said:
Well maybe you don’t spend all your time staring at him like I do.
dubu said:
You’re far too busy staring at Taemin lol
blingbling said:
Yeah I can definitely be quite obvious with that… I wonder how come Taemin still hasn’t noticed. Which is only good because Key is going to kill me if I ever lay my hands on him….
dubu said:
kekeke I can totally see that happening. He’s such a caring person. And funny and witty and sexy and…
blingbling said:
and simply amazing in every way?
dubu said:
Sorry, I know I have been praising him a bit too much to you. I know how you always say you’d rather date our manager than Key
blingbling said:
I do? I think I deserve a punch in the face for saying that… But it’s so cute how smitten you are
dubu said:
I think you deserve a punch in the face for several reasons lol. There’s nothing cute about this. Today when he was giving me a hug and pressing against me I had to think about my former 70 years old math teacher in her underwear so I wouldn’t get too aroused… I’m such a sad person. If Key knew what I’m thinking he would probably have a fit.
blingbling said:
Well he most definitely would find it disturbing that you’re thinking about something like that when he’s hugging you…
dubu said:
I just wanted to kiss him so badly. I think that kissing him would be worth of getting beaten up by him. I’m just afraid he would be disgusted…
blingbling said:
Surely you’re not that bad of a kisser…
dubu said:
I’m a great kisser, you said it yourself last weekend lol
blingbling said:
WE KISSED LAST WEEKEND?!
dubu said:
Your sense of humor is so bad. I’m never drinking with you again though. You practically molested me!
blingbling said:
Only Key is allowed to molest you!!
dubu said:
Okay now you’re really acting weird.
blingbling said:
Forget about that. I just think there’s some things I need to settle between Key and me. Like how you belong to HIM.
dubu said:
I didn’t know we just slipped into some alternative universe...
blingbling said:
Nevermind. SO tell me again exactly why you want Key so badly and I might help you out.
dubu said:
Whatever you’re thinking about, just forget it. Your plans NEVER work. NEVER. And I’m surprised you’re not sick of listening to me talk about him.
blingbling said:
Don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything stupid. How could I get tired of talking about him? Go on, tell me.
dubu said:
Do I hear a hint of sarcasm? But you asked for it. I like him because he is unique, I’ve never met anyone like him before. He’s a puzzle to be solved and that intrigues me. It’s adorable how he’s so caring even if he tries to act all cool. I know I can trust him one hundred per cent. He’s confident and doesn’t try to be someone he’s not. Key’s talented in so many ways, even if people never give enough credit to him. He can be snappy and all diva but those things just make me fall harder for him. Those things make him the Key I love. To my eyes he’s simply perfect.
dubu said:
Gosh I’m so sappy I might just throw up myself…
blingbling said:
I have to admit it was the sappiest thing I’ve ever heard. But it was also the best thing you have ever said…
dubu said:
Okaay now you’re being odd again. Let me make things less sappy by reminding you that he is also the most gorgeous person I’ve ever met and I want to have sex with him in every single place you can come up with and in a few you can’t even think of
blingbling said:
…… brb hyung
dubu said:
Jjong, don’t you dare leave me now!
dubu said:
you’re such a bad friend
dubu said:
jerk!
blingbling said:
I am not! First Key storms off and now you call me names!
dubu said:
WAS KEY THERE WITH YOU?!
blingbling said:
Well not with me as I was shopping for food. We were supposed to watch a movie but when I came home he just run past me, smacked me in the arm and said he’d deal with me later. WTF?
dubu said:
OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT IT WAS KEY I WAS TALKING TO OH SHIT
blingbling said:
Whaaat, was he using my computer again?? Last time he pretended to be me he told Minho I was in love with him. Minho still avoids me. Let me see what you’ve talked about.
dubu said:
FUCK MY LIFE WHY THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? ohgoshhemusthatemenow
blingbling said:
KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEEKEKEKKEE THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
dubu said:
THIS IS NOT FUNNY JJONG! I just told Key I love him!!
blingbling said:
Hyung you truly fail at life.
blingbling said:
But I’m not too short for him! Besides I actually made out with Taemin last night so Key is kinda late with that lol
dubu said:
Nice that you can concentrate on the important things Jjong. I’m never going to leave my room again SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING
blingbling said:
You really didn’t notice hyung? Like I would care about his new sneakers…
dubu said:
I just told Key that I want to have sex with him… I JUST TOLD KEY I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM JJONG
dubu said:
I’m going to have a panic attack now and then smother myself it was nice knowing you
blingbling said:
kekeke can I have those new stereos you bought?
dubu said:
………….. don’t care. The love of my life hates me and I hate myself this is so so so bad
blingbling said:
Maybe he doesn’t take it so badly, after all you did compliment him quite a lot.
dubu said:
Someone is at the door, brb
blingbling said:
Maybe Key’s there to smother you just to save you the trouble
blingbling said:
it’s been like fifteen minutes, what’s taking so looooong??
dubu said:
If you ever kiss my boyfriend again I will kill you. Actually I’m going to kill you anyway because TAEMIN IS TOO YOUNG TO BE MAKING OUT WITH ANYONE.
blingbling said:
Hyung, what the fuck?
dubu said:
It’s Key writing you idiot. I can’t believe you never told me Jinki hyung has a crush on me! You’re in so much trouble. I’m going to beat your sorry ass when we next meet.
blingbling said:
Key?! What are you doing in Jinki’s place?
dubu said:
atm he’s taking off his clothes so gotta go! -jinki
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