Remind you what happened to who? the dog? I threw him out a window by his ass. Kinda sad, really, all starin down at his crumpled little body in the gutter. I got dizzy and hit my head off the windowsill, but I think that was from bleeding into my jockstrap.
You and Matt still uh, huh. You know. Sucking on each other's lollipops?
i'm fucked through and through. Matt's taking me on a long vacation, tho, so it's gonna be alright. Bitches and hos and boys with no dicks. Par-tay!
Corgi is a tiny little yappy asshole. I need something that looks up at you with love in its eyes. I'm thinking Jack Russell. one ear inside out and a heart shaped patch on its side, that kinda shit. Know anything like that, I could do you a swap for a kidney?
aw man - that means he's gonna beat the crap outta me.
life? it's magic.
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Magic, you say? And the little Miss?
Look, I've sent you a message. Answer, if you can.
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away with mother, still. some baby spa. haven't had much time with her.
have.
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Remind you what happened to who? the dog? I threw him out a window by his ass. Kinda sad, really, all starin down at his crumpled little body in the gutter. I got dizzy and hit my head off the windowsill, but I think that was from bleeding into my jockstrap.
You and Matt still uh, huh. You know. Sucking on each other's lollipops?
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you want a new dog? might know a man who knows a man who knows a corgi.
hardly.
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Corgi is a tiny little yappy asshole. I need something that looks up at you with love in its eyes. I'm thinking Jack Russell. one ear inside out and a heart shaped patch on its side, that kinda shit. Know anything like that, I could do you a swap for a kidney?
aw man - that means he's gonna beat the crap outta me.
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