Personal Voicemail

[hanged_magician]

"Hello! If you were looking to reach Fai D. Flourite, then you've reached the right place. Please leave a message!"

Comments

Voice Mail Madness

[not_fangirl]

If people are going after you for radio last night, don't expect me to bail you out, got it?

Re: Voice Mail Madness

[hanged_magician]

(Returned here)

Phone Madness!

[raspberryturk]

"Okay, look. We know you're involved in what's goin' on today, so there ain't no point resistin' arrest. Come peacefully or turn yourself in or whatever, and there ain't nobody's gonna get hurt, yo."

[From here!

Re: Phone Madness!

[hanged_magician]

(Sent here!)

[heromaniac]

[from here]

"Hi! I just wanted to say thank you for not setting my pants on fire. I mean, I just got them back and it really wouldn't be a nice thing to do to a person, especially when I haven't done anything to deserve it. Although I don't know what one would do to deserve having their pants set on fire..." there was a pause, then "Oh, and don't worry, I don't think any of my friends would really set someone on fire unless they totally deserved it, but I'll give him... uh, them your message anyway."

[hanged_magician]

( Passed on!)

[blinkandsneeze]

[From here!]

"I'm sorry, but I think you need your eyes checked if you think I am deserving to be called 'Mister' rather than 'Miss'. And if you ever do attempt to 'kick my ass', though I do not remember threatening you, I will be forced to defend myself and I'm afraid the ocean is quite cold this time of the year, so I'd rather you didn't."

[hanged_magician]

(continued here)