Title: Toddler Kame and his beloved Jin
Author: hanez
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Fluff, Chibi Kame
Rating: PG 13
Summary: Kame turned into a toddler once again but this time round, it was not chibi! Girl! Kame but chibi boy! Kame. It happened when KAT-TUN was filming for Cartoon KAT-TUN Sendai SP.
Disclaimer: Once again, none of the characters belong to me.
Warning: Toddler! / Chibi! Kame.
Note: Dedicated to all readers who are fans of my chibi fics ...
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Ryo and Uchi had no shirt on, for whatever reason Kame didn’t know. Ryo was on top of Uchi, his lips pressed hard on the other, kissing the younger one feverishly as if it is the end of the world. Ryo’s fingers travelled down to Uchi’s pants, he was about to unbuckle the belt when he heard a soft gasp coming from the direction of the door.
“Did you hear that, Uchi?”
“Hear what? I didn’t hear any ...” Uchi followed Ryo’s gaze and froze. He immediately pushed Ryo off him, positioning himself a safe distance from his lover.
Standing in front of the couch is none other than toddler Kame who was staring up the two of them rather strangely. He looked up and down at Ryo and Uchi and blinked.
“Why E-yo and Chi no clothes?” Kame finally voiced out.
“Eh?” The both of them were startled by that sudden question.
“Bathe? E-yo, Chi?”
“No, we’re actually ...”
Uchi hit Ryo hard on the head causing him to growl painfully. “Yes, Ame-chan! We’re going to have our shower ...”
“Kiss kiss first before bath?” Kame innocently asked once again.
“You don’t do it with Jin?” Ryo ignored the look Uchi flashed him. “You sure do, I’m sure?”
Kame nodded, not getting Ryo’s double meaning to his words.
“Ame do!!! Always!”
Ryo grinned.
“Kame!!!! Kame, sweety ... are you there?”
Ryo’s grin disappeared. “Shit!” Without wasting any moment, he pulled an astounded Uchi into the bathroom, leaving chibi Kame all alone.
“Kame?” The door opened, revealing a worried Jin.
Kame blinked at the interruption, his expression soon turned into a smile when he realised who it was.
“JIN!!!!”
“Kame! Thank god I’ve found you! You made me worried!” Jin practically ran to his Kame and flung himself onto him, hugging him tightly. “You wandered on your own again ...”
“Ori?” Kame apologised innocently. “Ame bored so Ame walk walk ...”
“Even if you want to have a walk, ask the staff to accompany you. You’re only 3 years old.” Jin pinched the toddler’s cheeks gently. “I don’t want you to get lost again.”
“Ame no lost!” Kame crossed his arms, a pout glazed his face.
“You sure?”
“Pretty sure!” Kame nodded then smiled. “Ame have Jin to find Ame anyway ...”
“Yeah, you sure are one lucky toddler.” Jin murmured as he picked Kame up onto his arms, leaving NEWS dressing room with one giggling toddler.
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The bathroom door opened soon after Jin left...
“Are they gone yet?” Uchi asked while looking to his right and left rather suspiciously.
“Obviously. Took them long enough ...” Ryo sighed then took a step forward towards Uchi. “We can continue where we left.”
“Ryo!” Uchi instinctively backed away.
“What?”
“Lock the door first ...”
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T-TUN were pacing in their dressing room, worried for the whereabouts of their youngest member. Their movements were interrupted when the door flung open, revealing Jin and the innocent toddler in his arms.
“Kame, there you are!” Koki shouted.
“Kame!!!” All of T-TUN ran towards him almost instantly. Kame however was stunned at the sudden attention.
“We were all worried about you, Kame-chan!” Nakamaru patted the toddler on the head.
Kame squirmed in uneasiness, not liking the attention at all.
“Where did you find him, Jin?” Ueda asked.
“NEWS dressing room.”
“Alone?” Junno added in.
“Yeah, alo ...”
“No, Ame not alone.” Kame cut short Jin’s words. “E-yo and Chii there too.”
Jin raised his eyebrows at that. “But I didn’t see them ...”
Kame giggled. “E-yo and Chii hide when Jin came ... so Jin don’t see them! In bathroom ... E-yo, Chii!”
“Hiding from me when they heard I was coming into their dressing room? Now that sounds fishy ...” Jin thought, a frown appeared on his face as he put Kame gently down on the floor. He placed his hands on Kame’s small arms. “Tell me honestly, sweetheart. What were Ryo and Uchi doing when you first entered their dressing room?”
Kame took a moment to ponder over Jin’s question. When he finally found his answer, he looked up at Jin and smiled. “Ame saw E-yo and Chii kiss kiss hard!”
“Just that?”
Kame shook his head, “E-yo and Chii no shirt on!”
“WHAT!!!” Jin was taken aback by that statement. His hands formed into a fist as he tried to control his anger. “Those idiots!” He ran out of KAT-TUN’s dressing room when he finally lost it.
“Jin?” Kame called out in concern, not having a clue why Jin reacted that way.
“It’s alright, Kame-chan. Jin will be back in no time, okay?” Koki patted Kame’s hair gently.
Kame nodded unsurely, his gaze not leaving sight of the door.
“Someone is in trouble.” Nakamaru murmured.
“A couple is in trouble, you mean ...” Ueda shook his head in amusement.
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“Ryo!!! Uchi!!!!”
Loud banging on their dressing room door caused them to halt with their current activity and turned towards the door in annoyance. When they recognised to who the voice belongs to, they gasped and starts to frantically search for their clothes.
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“It’s time for your bath.” Jin placed Kame down on the bed and started to strip the boy out of his clothes.
“Jin ...”
“Hmm?”
“Kiss kiss like E-yo and Chii first before taking bath?”
“W... what?” Jin’s eyes widened in shock.
“Kiss kiss ...”
“A toddler like you should not be doing that!” Jin interrupted Kame, his expression firm.
A frown appeared on Kame’s face, “But ... no wrong kissing Jin before taking bath, right?”
“Hell no, it’s wrong!!!!”
“Why?”
Jin had misunderstood Kame’s words, judging from the horrid expression on his face. Words can be misleading, Jin never would have thought toddler Kame to suggest such thing to him.
“Ryo and Uchi were in the process of making love when you interrupted their moment. That is something you should not be doing at your age now. It’s wrong and weird to be ...”
“Ame love Jin, Jin love Ame so why cannot make love love like Chii and E-yo?????” Kame shouted. Ryo and Uchi were kissing, professing their love for another so what was wrong with that? Kame could not understand the term ‘making love’ and thought it was just kissing.
“You’re too young to ...”
“JIN DON’T LOVE AME NIMORE????”
Jin blinked. Where did that come from? In his heart, he knew that he had pulled a string in Kame’s sensitive emotions. He didn’t know how to respond so he kept quiet, hoping that the younger one would let go of it.
Keeping silent was a mistake though because to the toddler, silent means yes...
“WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! JIN NO LOVE AME!!!!!! JIN BADDDDDDD!!!!!”
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A/N: This is my first akame update after months of missing in action. I had to re-write this chapter due to the fact that I had lost all of my files as a result computer break down. Until now, it’s kind of upsetting having lost my precious files. I’ve already bought an external hard disk to backup every file I have. Not taking any chances now. I finally had the chance to write because I am less busy now, though I would not be updating as frequently as last time. My main focus is after all my studies. :)
Lastly, can you readers help me with plotbunnies once again? How would you want chibi Kame to punish Jin, the older one’s reactions, what happens after this chapter, etc. Your input would really be helpful to me. I need to get back on track, and I can’t do it without your support.