[b.a.p] like salt in your hair

[haneyon]

Who: Yongguk, Himchan; Jongup; Younjae, Zelo
What: 8.2k, G
Summary: THEY ARE PIRATES. (except, being B.A.P, they basically fail at every single check on the runsheet... so nothing really happens.)

For suitofarmour at thebrowniebunch exchange. ♥ THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXTRA ENDING WITH YOUNGLO + ACTUAL DAEHYUN but then i... will do that later. *3*; (wahhh also thank you

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[suitofarmour]

"The time is now," the Prince says again for, it seems, dramatic purpose alone

HIMCHAN

"...he has a boat. And sails around."

he has A BOAT AND HE SAILS AROUND shrieks BOAT ADVENTURES ARE MY FAVOURITE ADVENTURES HOW DID YOU KNOW

"Then we shall find him," the Prince decides. Decrees. YEEEES

"Make it so." MAKE IT SOOO OH MY GOD i don't know if you intended this but i am def thinking star trek right now and i am so SO PLEASED look at the space + pirates ahhhh /o\

There's a lot to arrange in preparation for a royal adventure. A ROYAL ADVENTURE

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T QUOTE YOU THAT ENTIRE FIRST BANGCHAN PART WITH "PRINCESS" BUT OMFG I WANT TO. BECAUSE I LOVE IT SO MUCH. PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. ALSO, THE BEST.

And maybe, if the night is fine, a night out under the stars with that country cabinboy after everyone else has gone to bed, talking about everything else and nothing in particular at all.

Maybe. (Maybe not. He'll see if he feels like it later.)

OHOHO WITH THAT CABIN BOY, EH YOUNGJAE~~~ I SEE YOU~~~

It takes approximately four weeks for Yongguk and Himchan to stop calling each other Captain and Princess (face to face. In truth, behind each others' backs takes a little longer but it becomes more fondness than stiff titles and arm's-length mocking-or so Himchan thinks).

SHRIEKS mocking-to-endearing nicknames ;____; so very sweet ;___; MY SECRET WEAKNESS, HOW DID YOU KNOW

(Had, he thinks, managed to gain a bit of that savvy little Quartermaster's respect. Maybe. A little.)

SASSY!JAE IS MY FAVOURITE KIND OF JAE. I AM PLEASED.

oh my godddd storytelling in the MOONLIGHT and cuddling ;________; my favourite kind of bangchan ;___; jo i am fully inarticulate right now but i just really really love this oh my goddd

"I like this life," Himchan says, another night without preamble. But that's okay. Preamble is for two-way conversation anyway, and this is more a pop quiz for Jongup. Or, a mini-interrogation to determine correct courses of action. "Do you? You don't get bored, do you? Does Youngjae hit you too much? Is it too much work?" <-- YES. THIS PART IS SO WELL WRITTEN AND DOES YOUNGJAE HIT YOU TOO MUCH OH MY GOD JO

"Bang Yongguk, finish your food!" Himchan shouts out the door. "Just because we're running low on supplies doesn't give you license to eat less than you already do-!" THIS WHOLE SCENE ;___; FOUND FAMILIES ;_______; criiiies

the whole scene with bangchan looking over maps together is so nice!

"You're more than just a pretty face, huh."

Himchan turns immediately and predictably indignant. These reactions are tried and true by now, and Yongguk finds that he finds them... endearing. "I am so much more than just a pretty face, Bang Yongguk. So much more you don't even know!"

"I know," Yongguk says. It comes oddly soft out of his own mouth-fonder than usual.

;_____; <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 so very sweet <3

"Why do we have to listen to Himchan?" Zelo whispers, careful because even ship walls sometimes have ears and he's learned the hard way about being quiet when it matters. Youngjae has taught him.

How to reply, though? Youngjae purses his lips. Sometimes ship politics are thick and tumultuous. (Not really. Not onboard the Mercy, anyway.) "Himchan might not be Captain, but he holds the drawstrings to the Captain's breeches," he says. There. A technically correct, satisfactory answer.

Zelo's only response is to scrunch up his nose.

did youngjae just tell zelo that himchan owns yongguk's ass or

:D :D :D !!!!!!!!! baby zelo is so cute here

What if Himchan actually has the poorest and most terrible taste in men of all?

Himchan pauses because, no, those are silly thoughts. His taste is and always has been exemplary. He frowns some more.

"Are you alright?" Youngjae asks, more out of obligation than any actual caring. Himchan knows this because he knows Youngjae by now. All Youngjae ever wants to do is buy crockery and kiss Zelo.

YOUNGLO KISSES and HIMCHAN AND HIS GOOD TASTE ahhhhhh

[suitofarmour]

omg character limit

okay i really meant to keep copy and pasting bits as i was reading but then i got so caught up in the end ;____; i love the whole thing ;___;

OH JO THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS FIC IS GLORIOUS. GLORIOUS. pirates and found families are my favourite things and you TOTALLY WROTE THEM and i am simply beside myself right now, honestly, how am i supposed to be articulate when i am this overwhelmed by your awesome, huh, how? short answer is i am just gonna flail over here for a while omfg

please do not worry, omg. you took my silly prompts and made the most AMAZING stories out of them and this is so much more than i was expecting, oh my goodness. ;____;

I LOVE YOU. :D <3 THIS IS THE BEST. THANK YOU. :D <3