for justprompts: Something Forbidden

[handysparehand]

Somehow his and Donna’s laundry schedules always seem to fall one on top of the other. As he puts in his laundry her clothes are finishing in the dryer. It is nothing planned or even thought about that often, it is just the way of things. Neither one of them plan it out that way, and they usually have a nice little chat while Donna is folding

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[rude_not_ginger]

HILARIOUS.

The Doctor (as always): *disapproves*

[handysparehand]

What does the Doctor disapprove of now? The Doctor is mean! No wonder Handy has so many issues. Jeez Doctor.

[rude_not_ginger]

STEALING DONNA'S UNDERWEAR? That's an offense to Donna! And while Donna may not be offended, the Doctor is!

[handysparehand]

HEY! Those underwear are half his too, you know!

[rude_not_ginger]

So the Doctor can take Handy's socks, then? Because they're half his?

[handysparehand]

No. But Handy can take the Doctor's!

[rude_not_ginger]

............that's impossibly unfair.

[handysparehand]

How so?

[rude_not_ginger]

Math is fair.

What's mine is yours therefore what's yours is mine.

A + B = C

Therefore, B + A = C

Also, if you take something it's all the same.

If I take something, it's all the same.

A = C - B

B = C - A

MATHS WINS

[handysparehand]

Yes, but see, I think it is more equivalent to the rectangles vs. squares arguments.

All squares are rectangles, yes, but not all rectangles are squares.

And yes, Handy is the Doctor. But the Doctor, in fact is not Handy.

So Handy can have things that are the Doctor's because he is the Doctor so they are his as well. The Doctor on the other hand cannot have things of Handy's because the Doctor is not Handy so those things are not his.

And that is geometry, which is math, and so this argument wins using the rules of your own argument so HA!

[rude_not_ginger]

However I think that we can agree that Handy is, in fact, very flawed due to his creation and his half-humanness. So Handy is a rhombus and none of your silly arguments apply.

[handysparehand]

:|

The Doctor better not steal his socks. Handy knows the truth about the Doctor, and don't think he won't tell if provoked.

[rude_not_ginger]

What TRUTH?

[handysparehand]

Oh, the Doctor knows. The TRUTH. That TRUTH. The worst one.