19. Squee!

[handy_psychic]

GUESS WHAT EVERYONE

I'M FINALLY DONE

HE LIVES! Logan Sparky McRuffles the 2nd (pka Robodog) LIIIIIIIIIVES!

Comments

[tin_pinocchio]

Robodog?

[handy_psychic]

Yup!

I've been finding pieces in the Scavengers' Yard over the past month or so from a robot dog- apparently, one from my past, because I got a Memory Crystal of me rebuilding him. So I've been working hard to build him up again, and it's finally done!

[tin_pinocchio]

You have constructed a robot out of pieces you located in the scrap yard?

I hope this is not too forward, Brooklyn, but would it be possible for me to examine this robodog?

[handy_psychic]

Yeah, I have trouble believing it sometimes myself, too. They all fit together, so I guess he was whole but got disassembled somehow and ended up in pieces in the Scavengers' Yard.

Sure, you can take a look at him if you want as long as you're careful- I've worked a long time to get him in shape.

[tin_pinocchio]

I assure you I would not disassemble him without good cause. In a way, he is my brother. Or perhaps cousin would be more appropriate a word.

[handy_psychic]

... Wow, really? Does that mean you're a robot, too? Or, hmm, what's a better word... a cyborg? Android? That's SO COOL.

[tin_pinocchio]

Yes, really. Android, I believe, is most accurate, though there are certain organic compounds my body uses for various purposes.

However, I am not cool. My body maintains an internal temperature slightly higher than a human's, actually, and even my extremities are warm to the touch.

[handy_psychic]

Hmm, I meant "cool" as in exciting, awesome and fascinating!

[tin_pinocchio]

I see. Cool is exciting. Awesome. Amazing, astonishing, astounding, eye-opening, fabulous, miraculous, portentous, prodigious, staggering, stunning, stupendous, sublime, surprising, wonderful, wondrous, incomprehensible, inconceivable, incredible, unbelievable, unimaginable, unthinkable; extraordinary, phenomenal, rare, sensational, spectacular, singular, uncommon, unique, unusual, unwonted, conspicuous, notable, noticeable, outstanding, remarkable, impressive, striking, animating, energizing, enlightening, enlivening, exciting, galvanizing, invigorating, stimulating, alluring, attracting, attractive, beguiling, bewitching, captivating, charming, enchanting, entertaining, enthralling, interesting.

Yes?

[handy_psychic]

Exactly! Couldn't have said it better myself.