Sunday Breakfast Chez Melon

[handy_melon]

Step One: Feed cats, clean kitchen worktops, sweep floor
Step Two: Get daughter out of bed, dress, brush hair
Step Three: Introduce her to Weetabix
Step Four: Family all eat big Sunday breakfast
Step Five: Sweep floor all over again to remove five hundred tons of Weetabix crumbs.

I swear that stuff occupies a parallel dimension or something.