Because silly is generally good...
Calling all fic-writers and anyone who fancies a surreal giggle.
Get thee to www.prillalar.com/drabbles, enter 9 adjectives, three nouns and some extra phrases, click the button at the bottom and prepare to be amazed!
Respect to
penfold2 for pointing me at this. I have laughed A LOT (though this may be because I am, in fact, fourteen years old in emotional terms...
Below is a sample of the output - apologies to anyone who isn't a Hustle fan cos it won't be quite so funny to you...
A Strong Occurrence
Ash paced up and down, jiggling his shoulder. His very good friend, Mary Sue Laptop, had arranged to meet him here in Eddie's Bar. "I have something rich to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Laptop was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ash expected to see her bounce up, her nurturing hair streaming behind her and her sweet eyes aglow.
Ash heard footsteps, but they seemed rather dependable for a delicate and broad girl like Mary Sue Laptop, whose tread was piercing. He turned around and found Handy staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Handy said firmly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Ash had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so swiftly. "Mary Sue Laptop asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Handy, his finger began to throb strongly.
"Oh," Handy said, capably. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Ash said and caught Handy by her chest. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Handy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a haven against the ravening storm.
From behind a cigarette, Mary Sue Laptop watched with a masculine light in her warm eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ash/Handy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the hawk from extinction.
Get thee to www.prillalar.com/drabbles, enter 9 adjectives, three nouns and some extra phrases, click the button at the bottom and prepare to be amazed!
Respect to
penfold2 for pointing me at this. I have laughed A LOT (though this may be because I am, in fact, fourteen years old in emotional terms...
Below is a sample of the output - apologies to anyone who isn't a Hustle fan cos it won't be quite so funny to you...
A Strong Occurrence
Ash paced up and down, jiggling his shoulder. His very good friend, Mary Sue Laptop, had arranged to meet him here in Eddie's Bar. "I have something rich to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Laptop was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ash expected to see her bounce up, her nurturing hair streaming behind her and her sweet eyes aglow.
Ash heard footsteps, but they seemed rather dependable for a delicate and broad girl like Mary Sue Laptop, whose tread was piercing. He turned around and found Handy staring at him.
"What are you doing here?" Handy said firmly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Ash had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so swiftly. "Mary Sue Laptop asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Handy, his finger began to throb strongly.
"Oh," Handy said, capably. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Ash said and caught Handy by her chest. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Handy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a haven against the ravening storm.
From behind a cigarette, Mary Sue Laptop watched with a masculine light in her warm eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ash/Handy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the hawk from extinction.