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[handsonthepanda]

*Noel is sitting down in a hall, looking wholeheartedly frazzled and tired.*

No money for food... Mistress is out of food money... I must remain at her side, but that won't help...

But I need food...

What do I do?! This isn't...

[Edit, new comments from here in will be post-edit.]Mariya-san provided me enough for a while for myself and Lady

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[mistressurd]

So your Rozalins servant ? How did that happen.

[handsonthepanda]

I crashed into her, and she browbeat - erm, convinced me to make up for it by serving her. Not like I have anything better around here...

[mistressurd]

Hmm I thought more of you myself...

So what do you do for her?

[handsonthepanda]

W-Well...

Right now, I do all sorts of tasks for her, as Lady Rozalin is critically short on capable servants...

[mistressurd]

Why not be my servant ? I'd treat you better.

[handsonthepanda]

Idarenotquestionmylady'sgloryandkindnessdonottemptmewithyourofferings

[mistressurd]

She has you that much under her thumb huh? Don't worry, as a goddess, I can easily defeat her. Plus, my bust is slightly bigger.

[handsonthepanda]

*Noel finally looks at Urd's chest.*

... It doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter...

[mistressurd]

It doesn't matter. Big breasts on your body would look odd

[handsonthepanda]

Y-yes that would you're right

*Noel's OBVIOUSLY trying to convince herself that... You clearly hit on the wrong point there, Urd.*

[mistressurd]

You have other great features .

* grabs Noel s butt *

See this is perfect

[handsonthepanda]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

*Noel suddenly spins around, obviously in a panic, aiming two rather large-looking guns at you*

[mistressurd]

I'm trying to show you that its not all about boobs.

* is not scared at all.*

[handsonthepanda]

Y-You're under arrest for assault on an officer of the NOL!

*Oh god she's opening fire - and is it you, or are those blasts not having the normal time between when she fires the bullet and an explosion occurs where she's pointing?*

[mistressurd]

* urd starts dodging the blasts.*

I guess I have to teach you it the hard way. I summon lightning!

*a bolt of lightning shots down from the sky towards Noel *

[rose_liberated]

[Oh hey, attacking servants? That's not kosher.

Rozalin is going to take that blast, or rather she's going to try and deflect it with one of her own. And if that doesn't work, she's putting her body between it and Noel.]