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[handsomejack]

Lovely, I turn my back go down to the Underground to make some money for a little bit and all hell breaks lose up here

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[winewomenand]

Exactly how many supposedly grown-ass men in this city of cities has a stuffed animal again?

[handsomejack]

He was a gift for a friend, from a friend. Besides, he looks good in a suit.

[winewomenand]

A stuffed animal.

Also why do you people call that man 'the Doctor' as if there is just one? Some kind of social significance back at your universal stomping grounds?

[handsomejack]

It's got history.

It's how he introduces himself, you get as old as he is and live as many lives as he has sometimes names lose their meaning but the title is the same. He's a fixer, a Doctor.

[winewomenand]

So does a latrine.

No, I believe that I can understand that extremely well. It is a fair and thoughtful answer.

[handsomejack]

And latrines are very useful.

Private:

Thank you, by the way, for being there for Kyle.

[winewomenand]

Stuffed animals are not.

Private:

It was no problem. He is an acquaintance of mine and it would be a pity to be bored because he is otherwise occupied. That and if they are going to play a game of Sharks vs Jets, they ought to be playing it fair.

[handsomejack]

They keep small children quiet and happy.

Private

I agree but I still owe you a drink or a compliment, do you have a preference?

[winewomenand]

Small children are also very useless.

Private

Under the current circumstances, both could be a danger to my health and sanity. But I enjoy living on the edge, and prefer a drink to a compliment. Compliments are nice, but I already have an ego. A free drink I do not.

[handsomejack]

Actually, you'd be surprised.

Private

A free drink it is then. I'm sure Kyle will label us both utterly hopeless.

[winewomenand]

You are right. They are excellent for ritual sacrifices I hear.

Private

He only has one label for me, I assure you. And that is up to something. But I cannot blame him, he has the lesson of experience on his shoulders with things like me.

[handsomejack]

Now I need a drink. Would you mind a redirection of this conversation?

Private

Well from what I have witnessed on the net whenever I have the chance, you are usually up to something Robin. I just tend to find it highly amusing and sit back with popcorn for as long as I can keep track of your mischief.

[winewomenand]

Redirect it to where? Topic a little unsavory for you, kid?

Private

A fair point. And when do you not find it highly amusing, is perhaps the question.

[handsomejack]

No just a long story better told over numerous drinks.

Private

I suppose I might be a disappointment if I said so far I haven't even found it not amusing?

Despite your nature, you seem to have been a good friend to him, Robin. I appreciate that, even when you are being thoroughly inappropriate.

[winewomenand]

Those are the best kind.

Private

I am always being thoroughly inappropriate, sweetcheeks. At times the thoughts simply never make it out of my head. I am recently off the market anyway, so fear not for your lad.

[handsomejack]

Only until the hangover in the morning.

Private

I do have sweetcheeks and they make this lovely sound when spanked. Congratulations!