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Apr 27, 2009 10:17

Just please tell me there aren't 26 planets in the sky today.

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cal_sitter April 27 2009, 19:21:19 UTC

Why would there be 26 planets in the sky today?

handsomejack April 27 2009, 19:25:51 UTC

Last time the earth moved like that the Earth ended up in a time bubble with 26 other planets and a madman trying to use their energy to destroy of reality.

I get ... anxious about repeat performances.

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 19:28:39 UTC

You lead an unusual existence, Captain.

[ooc: Which is polite Niko-speak for "wtf".]

handsomejack April 27 2009, 19:33:42 UTC

I've been told that my stories require vodka.

Sometimes lots of it.

[ooc: Jack is kind and does not share the buired for 2000 years by my baby brother story...yet.]

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 19:37:36 UTC

I've been given that impression before.

[ooc: He may have heart it? Or that could have been Kurama. My brain fails me.]

handsomejack April 27 2009, 19:43:08 UTC

Well, there was the time I ended up in bed with my executioners? They sent cards on major holidays for awhile afterwards as well, really a lovely couple.

[ooc: Jack may have shared? My brain is like a steel sieve.]

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 19:44:48 UTC

You're worse than Robin. You honestly are.

[ooc: Somehow we'll manage.]

handsomejack April 27 2009, 19:50:14 UTC

No see, that makes me grin!

How's the clean-up at Lux coming?

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 20:43:05 UTC

Finished, for the most part. How's Kyle?

handsomejack April 27 2009, 20:47:45 UTC

Quiet, which probably means he's plotting something.

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 20:56:13 UTC

If it's anything about work, tell him he needs a doctor's note to clear him first.

handsomejack April 27 2009, 21:04:49 UTC

That'll just make him be sneakier but I'll let him know and you can handle the irrate lawyer.

You know he's stubborn about these things.

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 21:09:48 UTC

I know, which is why I prefer him irate to blithely sneaking past everyone's guard.

handsomejack April 27 2009, 21:12:52 UTC

Good point. It's dangerous when he's in stealth mode. That clever mind comes up with some devious solutions to problems.

I'm torturing Ianto with images of plants getting jiggy in his nose.

cal_sitter April 27 2009, 21:59:13 UTC

Which is why he's useful to keep around.

The Surgeon General would be obliged to issue an interaction warning for you and the puck if we had one.

handsomejack April 27 2009, 22:53:20 UTC

Well there are other reasons as well but I'll be a gentleman and keep them to myself.

Are you suggesting that might be problematic? Honestly, anyone who brings up the very good point of plant sex is good in my book.

You know, there was this one species I got to know really well if you catch my drift and they had very plant like ...

[ooc: Giving Niko a chance to interrupt the disturbing story! ;)]

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