Stop sweating bullets

[handsomejack]

To all City University students taking Advanced Applied Universal Physics and the Theory of Travel in the Fourth Dimension.You may all stop sweating bullets or contemplating the best way to commit self immolation. You all passed your exams

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[king_coffee]

Don't I wish I could say the same for History.

[handsomejack]

Whoops.

Did you offer extra credit on the exam? I think I gave about 5 questions for the kids to work on, saved a couple of their butts that's for certain.

[king_coffee]

No. I'm going to offer some essays for those who come to me, instead.

Honestly. When you have senior students who for some reason decide that the 100 years war actually lasted for 100 years, you begin to wonder what they've been doing for four years.

[handsomejack]

Well, you've got to admit, the names are kinda misleading.

I mean, War of the Roses sounds like a grudge match between gardeners, doesn't it?

[king_coffee]

What else could it be called? The war that was on an off between the years of 1453 and 1487?

[handsomejack]

The War of Indecision?

[king_coffee]

Witty, Dr. Harkness.

Except in that case, we would have to call many wars by that name.