009 Flirts

[handsomejack]

And how is everybody this fine City morning?

Cori? Are there pictures?

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[glock30]

If Cori took pictures, he's even more disturbed than I thought.

[handsomejack]

Is that possible?

[glock30]

Around here anything's possible.

[handsomejack]

Then it is probably possible for Cori to be more disturbed than you thought. Though he insists there are no pictures.

I pout. Pout I say!

[glock30]

You want to see pictures?

He better not have pictures of anyone but himself. I know he's a pervert, but that's just taking it a little too far.

And don't pout. Men look pathetic when they pout.

[handsomejack]

Okay, no pouting just a little lower lip poking out?

[glock30]

That's almost pouting.

[handsomejack]

So it might lean towards the cute and adorable side of things?

[glock30]

No, it might lean toward 'you're almost pouting.'

[handsomejack]

I am neither pouting, nor poking out my lower lip. Merely mourning the lost oppertunity of there being photographic evidence of Cori as a female.

[glock30]

That's really something I don't want photographic evidence of.

[handsomejack]

Just thinking, it would be easier to hold over his head than a brick when he's being a dumbass.

[glock30]

I don't know about that. I hear bricks are pretty effective.

[handsomejack]

But they get heavy to hold in place after awhile.

Now, if you're just going to go for a straight on chucking of the brick ...

[glock30]

I don't really have much experience throwing bricks at people. I'm a bigger fan of target practice, if you know what I mean.

You apparently know a thing or two about it.

[handsomejack]

I like that sort of target practice also. Which reminds me, is there anywhere around here to partake?

Sometimes you throw what you've got at hand.