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[handsomejack]

Comments

[justashow]

Time to switch to hot chocolate?

[handsomejack]

Nah, just have to go back to brewing my own coffee, which everyone complains could be used to strip clean engine blocks.

[justashow]

God forbid. Isn't there a cafe? Order out, spare yourselves.

[handsomejack]

Oi! I'm used to drinking my coffee and I rather like it. Just, everyone else harps on the fact that they can swear it crawls out of the cup after them.

[justashow]

Well as long as you don't try to poison and/or terrify the rest of us with it...

[handsomejack]

It's just bad timing that I tend to get to the coffee maker first thing in the morning.

[justashow]

Why not try sleeping in? I find it works wonderfully for my complexion.

[handsomejack]

I don't sleep, well not as a rule.

Been able to do pretty well with keeping my complexion good but I maintain that through drinking a lot of water through the day.

[justashow]

I've heard perpetual insomnia causes insanity.

[handsomejack]

A lot of people would say that explains a lot.

I was sort of made immortal, by accident. It's a bit of a story but in a nutshell I've died 1395 times and technically speaking I'm 2200 years old.

[justashow]

...I think my brain just exploded.

[handsomejack]

Guess it wouldn't help to explain that 2000 of those years I was buried alive?

[justashow]

Not unless you're providing vodka with the explanation.

[handsomejack]

It's a fairly good story and definitely vodka worthy if you wish?

[justashow]

Oh I'm always up for a vodka worthy story that has vodka included.

[handsomejack]

Lux or the Coliseum?