Private to Captain John Hart

[handsomejack]

Private to Captain John Hart

Oh Snookums, darling, sweetie pie, honey bear?

What.The.Hell.Have.You.Done.NOW???

[ooc: This bit of crack is brought to you as a response to this! :D]

Comments

Private;

[kissesandbangs]

Excuse me?

Private;

[handsomejack]

Call me too gallant for my own good but I tend to at least like to let you see the threat coming.

Chick on the net looking to sneak up on your flank.

Private;

[kissesandbangs]

Oh, the pretty blonde one. Elle wasn't charming enough for her?

Private;

[handsomejack]

Not having met her, I'll just call her the slightly psychotic one.

Though, you tend to bring out the best in women, don't you?