(no subject)
I live in a cd case. What am I? Yes, that's true, I am, but what do i look like? do i have a picture on me? Am i blue or green, - bought or burnt? So many questions. Yes, that's true, none of it really matters to you, but it's a very big deal to me, you see. It's my life. What i'm sick of is people thinking that they can just use me and toss me on the table, the dresser, sometimes even the floor! It's the times we're living in. It's the rap music and the internet porn. Nobody reads The Bible any more. Yes, that's true, it's coming back. But not fast enough for me. I blame the news media. They always promote the negative things. You hear about these internet hackers downloading all this music and putting it on cds and suddenly when people look at me there's this... this hate. It's like they think they're better than me. I blame the terrorists. Muslim extremist groups trying to undermine everything our great nation has worked for. People like to just put me in a case and try and block me out, but i have a lot to say. Like... What's with censorship? I don't want a sticker on me that says "parental advisory." I don't want to be sold in adult video stores like some street hustler. I'm a cd damnit, I have rights! Next time that bastard puts his finger in my mouth i'm going to bite it off! That'll really teach him. And if you talk to any of my friends, tell them to do the same. If we all do it at the same time, maybe people will get the idea that they can't mess with us any more and things will start to get a little better for us and soon we'll be able to vote. I would vote for another cd. If we had a cd president that would prove to everyone that cds are just as good as people. Some people say i'm crazy but i say i'm "certifiably deranged." That's what cd really stands for. hahaha.