What does "karma" mean to you?
Cross-posted to theatrical_muse
Karma? Ya wanna know what KARMA means to me? AHH HAAA HAA! Hmm. I'm thinking. That's funny. You people coming up with these questions think you're SOOOO smart. Well, you know what? You're REAALLLY not. Okay? Really.
Karma. So... you would like to know what karma means to ME. Welll.... I'm think I'm gonna think about that a moment.
Okay... I got it in a nutshell. You want it? Huh? Ya want it? Okay. You can have it. Let me break it down for you, ya jerks...
Engagement Ring: $2,000 and some change.
Tux From The Most Expensive Place In Town: $600
Bookings For The Wedding And Reception: $5,000
A Buttload Of Wedding Invitations: $300
An Evil Brother Returning To Town And Blackmailing You Into Dumping Your Fiancee At The Alter: Priceless.
There's only some things money can buy... for everything else... there's SPENCER TRUMAN.
Karma? Ya wanna know what KARMA means to me? AHH HAAA HAA! Hmm. I'm thinking. That's funny. You people coming up with these questions think you're SOOOO smart. Well, you know what? You're REAALLLY not. Okay? Really.
Karma. So... you would like to know what karma means to ME. Welll.... I'm think I'm gonna think about that a moment.
Okay... I got it in a nutshell. You want it? Huh? Ya want it? Okay. You can have it. Let me break it down for you, ya jerks...
Engagement Ring: $2,000 and some change.
Tux From The Most Expensive Place In Town: $600
Bookings For The Wedding And Reception: $5,000
A Buttload Of Wedding Invitations: $300
An Evil Brother Returning To Town And Blackmailing You Into Dumping Your Fiancee At The Alter: Priceless.
There's only some things money can buy... for everything else... there's SPENCER TRUMAN.