Unicorn

Jan 27, 2010 21:47

If you are arrested carrying a long chisel, a hammer and a dagger they will arrest you immediately.

You will be taken to a police station and charged with carrying offensive weapons.

They will ask you if you are involved with gangs, if you know that you are more likely to get stabbed if you are carrying a weapon than if you are not.

They will ask if the weapons are for your own protection. You have been arrested before for carrying the same weapons and by now you know what to say to ensure a quick release.

You say that you live in tough neighbourhood, that you have been attacked by other gangs, you are frightened etc etc.

The weapons are not for your protection.

You lie because no-one would believe the truth.

You lie because the real answer would mean that you would like be committed or sent for an evaluation for whatever the fuck it is they do now.

The only way to kill a unicorn is to jump on its back and drive metal through its neck. The blow much be struck at the base of its skull where there is a soft fleshy patch. Its bones are made of the same stuff as its horn and impossible to break.

You can cut its flesh. That is what the knife is for. To slow it down.

To send it home you must drive your long chisel right through its neck.

When I say unicorn you imagine a horse. A horse with a horn.

It is so beautiful. I have killed 10 of them and everyone has been beautiful.

A unicorn is not from here and if you were to see one it would break you. A unicorn is a God.

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