"Oh my, look at that, a stone cold fox with platinum hair..."
New rule in effect:
1. On Thursday nights, when I am usually at my drunken sluttiest, people I want to hook up with are required to A) be at pitchers B) wait in their room for me stumble, drunkenly, over there from pitchers.
2. Said people's douche-bag roommates, are not, under any circumstances, permitted to be the only occupant of said room.
3. Violation of this rule are punishable by death.
In other news, this weekend should rock, in ways I can't even describe. There's snow on the ground, and by later today there damn well better be snow in my pocket as well.
The bed's looking mighty tempting right about now.
1. On Thursday nights, when I am usually at my drunken sluttiest, people I want to hook up with are required to A) be at pitchers B) wait in their room for me stumble, drunkenly, over there from pitchers.
2. Said people's douche-bag roommates, are not, under any circumstances, permitted to be the only occupant of said room.
3. Violation of this rule are punishable by death.
In other news, this weekend should rock, in ways I can't even describe. There's snow on the ground, and by later today there damn well better be snow in my pocket as well.
The bed's looking mighty tempting right about now.