No rain? No rainbow!

[handleschmandle]

A little while ago, dumbass Sarah Palin was getting extra nutty (is that even possible?) and spouting off all kinds of crazy, nonsensical shit in a speech and on her Twitter account.

So, Conan O'Brien did the only logical thing.  He brought William Shatner in to recite them as poetry while a dude plays the bongos.

The Palin speech babble as poetry:

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No rain....no rainbow!

[nightcircle]

LMFAO! Of course now I will have another goddamn William Shatner sex dream. But maybe there will be a bongo soundtrack?????

No snow...no snowman!

[handleschmandle]

If you dream that Stuart is playing the bongos in that scenario, I will walk into that dream and be all like toadally, "Oh, HAAAAAAAYYY-AAAAYYYY-AAAAYLLLLLLL nah!" and demand that Stuart and Shatner switch places.

No ice....no ice cream!

[nightcircle]

Dude,

If that dream now actually happens, I will have to fucking come to California and kick your ass. Stu playing bongos while Shatner is banging me? ACCKKKK! The whole trading places thing? You, madame, are SICK. LMFAO!

[handleschmandle]

Hey, at least I didn't say I'd be filming it all while lurking in the corner of the room with my pants off.

Sweet dreams! *LMFAO*

[komodokat]

ROFL! that's some funny shit.

[handleschmandle]

I love how even Shatner has a WTF expression his face at one point during the speech one because he has no idea what the fuck he's reciting.... WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? *LMAO*

[nightcircle]

Denali...the big one....no drought here!!!! Do you think the woman is on drugs or is she just that babble brained?

[handleschmandle]

"With fireweed near full bloom...." I don't know what that crazy ass bitch is on (maybe fireweed?).....

[popegrutch]

Those hulu things don't work in Canada. Not like you care.

[handleschmandle]

Okay, Crankypants, here ya go!

The Palin speech babble as poetry:

http://vodpod.com/watch/1968809-shatner-gives-dramatic-reading-of-palin-speech

The Palin Twitter babble as poetry (my favorite one....the bongo dude really gets into it):

http://vodpod.com/watch/1980982-shatner-does-palin-again