They sicced the GOP on your F Double O D
There once was a guy named Jimmy Dean 'Dino. Jimmy Dean was a po' boy with too goddamn many brothers and sisters and worst of all, a mother who voted Democratic. He thanks God what she wrote on the ballot didn't affect the way she raised her children. Goddamn. They were honest, hard workin', communist hatin' members of this perfect society we call America. Perfect except for the immigrants, of course.
Jimmy Dean was a sharp cookie. It was quite apparent to him that that mainstream news media was way too full of those overtly politically correct "liberal weenies." Yes, "WEENIES."
Here we give birth to Jimmy Dean 'Dino's love affair with FOX News, the network that gives you the truth, and none of that communist shit.
If Jimmy Dean ever went hungry, he never begged on the streets for loose change. He "swallowed his pride" and found a job at a grocery store, because there was no way he was going to live off the government. Eventually he became manager of a grocery store in another town. He fully realizes that any employee without a military haircut clearly has a character problem. If your locks are too long, you look like a hippie. And by God, if it weren't for the hippies, we'd have kicked their squinty eyed asses in 'Nam.
Jimmy Dean loves to hand out insightful books by such scholars as Sean Hannity for his younger "mislead" employees to immerse themselves in. Jimmy Dean has enough screws holding his head together to know not to see Fahrenheit 9/11.
Jimmy Dean can't wait till he can send his little boys to war. Or maybe he'll be quite disappointed when they don't need to go because their bank account speaks under the table.
Peace, love, and I hope you're playing with a full deck,
Hand Jackey
Jimmy Dean was a sharp cookie. It was quite apparent to him that that mainstream news media was way too full of those overtly politically correct "liberal weenies." Yes, "WEENIES."
Here we give birth to Jimmy Dean 'Dino's love affair with FOX News, the network that gives you the truth, and none of that communist shit.
If Jimmy Dean ever went hungry, he never begged on the streets for loose change. He "swallowed his pride" and found a job at a grocery store, because there was no way he was going to live off the government. Eventually he became manager of a grocery store in another town. He fully realizes that any employee without a military haircut clearly has a character problem. If your locks are too long, you look like a hippie. And by God, if it weren't for the hippies, we'd have kicked their squinty eyed asses in 'Nam.
Jimmy Dean loves to hand out insightful books by such scholars as Sean Hannity for his younger "mislead" employees to immerse themselves in. Jimmy Dean has enough screws holding his head together to know not to see Fahrenheit 9/11.
Jimmy Dean can't wait till he can send his little boys to war. Or maybe he'll be quite disappointed when they don't need to go because their bank account speaks under the table.
Peace, love, and I hope you're playing with a full deck,
Hand Jackey