Get to know me through my randomness
The whole.... my job has really nothing to do what I want to do in life is wack. I mean I guess it pays the bills, but shit working for my bills aint the business.
The whole....I havent had sexual intercourse in about a year plus. Gots me acting wacky. Looking at negros I wouldn't never thought to look at...wondering...hmmmm I wonder what he looks like naked? The thing is I was never the type to want to fuck (excuse my french) any dude on looks alone. I have this thing called a conscience that wont go away. *rolls eyes*
The whole....my brother losing his job around the same time we are about to start paying rent is....well I have no words.
The whole....my head is really big...no seriously my head is really big.
The whole....I finally get my own room soon is really exciting...I havent had my own room since I was 14 years old, maybe I'll finally get some sex...and then maybe not who knows...shit.
The whole..."I'll call you back." line is wack when you don't. I mean shit, has our culture just settled into lying so much its like the thing to do? If you don't want to...just tell me you'll talk to me some other time. No need in wasting your lies on me. I'm probably thinking about why I havent had sex yet anyway....
The whole....you want to fuck me, but your so-called sexual experience is null in void. Do I look like someone who wants to do someone who thinks everything is nasty? Sorry I don't want to teach no man anything really....teach me some shit. I've been out the game for awhile now.
The whole...I have no sense of style anymore is kind fo worrying me. I'm forcing myself to go shopping, but I have no clue what I want to get really. I don't even like shopping. I'm broken, something is wrong.
I think I have commitment issues.
I want to get a brazillian wax, but I heard it hurts like hell.
I want to start getting my nails done again.
Vibrators suck. I bought a butterfly toy. And I called myself really trying to use it one night. The thing is loud and lights up and shit. Sounds like someone is humming on my clit. I soo wish someone would hum on my clit. Anyway, is the toy supposed to numb your vagina?
Oooo OOOOooo what's it called when you masturbate and you cum but its disappointing as hell?
"I'm a designer." who hasnt opened photoshop in yearssssssss.
American Express is my favorite credit card.
Gain is my favorite detergent.
I want a new camera, but I don't use the one I have now. I don't even know if it still works.
I want to do this one dude at my job, and the feeling is mutual, but damn why do I feel hoeish just thinking about it?
I'm not bisexual. I'm flattered you wanted me to be so you could ask me out though. *winks*
"But then why do you use nothing but women in your graphics." Because I wanted to?
Someone call me and cheer me up.
Flllaavvaaa Flav could so not get it, but I dig his personality.
My favorite colors are yellow, coral, and green. In that order.
I need to do some squats...my booty is a lil to whats the word bubbly....?...nah juicy?....nah bouncy for my age..lol.
I wish my titties were bigger, but I love my nipples.
Don't ever tell me I would be (cuter, prettier, tighter) if my ass or titties were bigger. I'm enough. Shit. Fuck you.
I've never cussed anyone out.
I should come out with luxury dildos.
Don't play like you just want to be my friend...and then when I start talking about a possible love intrest you get butt hurt. If you are supposedly my friend. I would hope you would be happy for me?
I'm always told that my heart is in the right place, but then no one wants it.
NO. I don't want to be in a relationship. Why? Because I'm one of those broads who get caught up in their relationship..to the point where my shit doesn't get handled, then if/when the relationship falls I'm back at square one. A loser without a boyfriend. Ok....maybe not a loser per se. But you get what I mean right?
I'm not religious, but that doesnt mean I'm an atheist. I just don't believe in blind obedience. Can I get an amen?
I want to travel...and I want someone who wants to travel as well. Who understand that I go through phases. That I'm an airhead and that I'm naive. That I listen to all sorts of music. That is a goofball. Blah Blah Blah. Who has a fucking sense of humor. Who doesnt call everything "gay". Who takes pride in what he does and what he wears and how he talks. Who hasnt given up in life. WHO HASNT SETTLED! Who understands that sometimes we have to do what we don't want to do get where we need in life. Who has friends he wouldnt mind letting his kids be raised by. Who is fine as fuck....to me anyway. Who can handle his business with or without me. Someone who understands the word SPACE. Who gets excited by the little things in life. Who is his own person. Someone who knows themself. Someone who will give it to me good each and every time, because he knows I'd do the same. I need someone who is corny at times. I start a stupid ass song you finish it...no need in keeping it grown and sexy all the damn time.
I want a massage.
I think I'm finished now.