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fucking. went to a show with john eastman.
an ashtray just fell off my desk cause its loud
swiss is in his band and the show was shitty no one showed up it was gay.
after the show as soon as swiss had like 6 beers we all ran outside and swiss immediately dropped trow and showed everyone his ass and dick. then jumped in his van and we headed over to dennys. on the high way he was throwing beer at other cars and throwing bottles on the ground then he threw his ass out the window and shit all over his van and on the highway
then he wiped his ass with a towel and threw that outside too.
once we got there he ran over to this random couple, sat down next to them and grabbed the syrup they were going to use and just drank it all like it was a shot of alcohol.
he got yelled at by rhonda who is a huge woman. she later talked of her clit, brass knuckles, and west africa. i think swiss could tap that anytime anyday.
i just sneezed and it went everywhere
so we finally calmed down and ate. swiss still drunk as shit.
john asked rhonda who this blonde girl was and he dragged her out of the kitchen. needless to say, john got a number that night.
as we were leaving this car pulled up and they left their lights on, swiss tried to tell them the lights were still on and they flipped him off. then he said it again and all 4 flipped him off. so he was like fuck that, ima shit on their car. but he never did. instead he snuck behind the car, punched out both breaklights and then ripped off the license plate and keith kicked the car.
then we came back to my house and i showed john my art for his band. which is under my art folder at myspace.com/keebinmonster
then i played some gears of war and ended up in bed.
i am now listening to really loud music to wake myself up.
tonight im going to an 8 kegger most likely. and.....thats a lot of beer. there will be nuts and shit involved im sure cause john and his whole band including swiss will be there.
gooooood times.
how is everyone doing?
-keebz
an ashtray just fell off my desk cause its loud
swiss is in his band and the show was shitty no one showed up it was gay.
after the show as soon as swiss had like 6 beers we all ran outside and swiss immediately dropped trow and showed everyone his ass and dick. then jumped in his van and we headed over to dennys. on the high way he was throwing beer at other cars and throwing bottles on the ground then he threw his ass out the window and shit all over his van and on the highway
then he wiped his ass with a towel and threw that outside too.
once we got there he ran over to this random couple, sat down next to them and grabbed the syrup they were going to use and just drank it all like it was a shot of alcohol.
he got yelled at by rhonda who is a huge woman. she later talked of her clit, brass knuckles, and west africa. i think swiss could tap that anytime anyday.
i just sneezed and it went everywhere
so we finally calmed down and ate. swiss still drunk as shit.
john asked rhonda who this blonde girl was and he dragged her out of the kitchen. needless to say, john got a number that night.
as we were leaving this car pulled up and they left their lights on, swiss tried to tell them the lights were still on and they flipped him off. then he said it again and all 4 flipped him off. so he was like fuck that, ima shit on their car. but he never did. instead he snuck behind the car, punched out both breaklights and then ripped off the license plate and keith kicked the car.
then we came back to my house and i showed john my art for his band. which is under my art folder at myspace.com/keebinmonster
then i played some gears of war and ended up in bed.
i am now listening to really loud music to wake myself up.
tonight im going to an 8 kegger most likely. and.....thats a lot of beer. there will be nuts and shit involved im sure cause john and his whole band including swiss will be there.
gooooood times.
how is everyone doing?
-keebz