People I hate (a list inspired by Saul)
- Heterosexist, cissexist jerks
- Republicans
- Rich white people
- Misogynists
- Enforcers and embodiments of binary gender
- Christians
- Catholics
- If you are religious I probably hate you
- Pregnant people
- People who use acronyms instead of words or textspeak
- Rapists
- Conservatives
- Whoever thought chewy caramel was a good idea
- Pro-lifers
- People who wear clothing so huge that it looks like they are draped in windsocks
- Business and economics majors
- People who watch The Big Bang Theory
- Everybody in the Big Bang Theory
- Your mom
- My mom
- Straight people
- Gay people
- Flamboyantly gay people
- Sports enthusiasts
- French Canadians
- 12 year old skateboarders
- Mall rats
- Art students
- People who call other people 'hipsters'
- Actual hipsters
- Men who think they are entitled to everything because they've got a dick
- Grammar police
- Regular police
- People who won't stop reproducing
- That guy who rubs his dick on your butt on the dance floor
- Dog enthusiasts
- Celebrities
- People who eat food really loudly
- Fatphobes
- Transphobes
- People who use vegan as a synonym for vegetarian (but still think birds are a vegetable anyway)
- Teachers
- My whole family
- Retail customers
- People who bitch about Americans who aren't American
- Americans
- People who think it's a good idea to bring strollers to places like malls and amusement parks
- Psychotic trans people
- Trans people that throw genderqueers under the bus
- Bros
- Transbros
- Gay trans men who claim to be attracted to all men but still put cis men on a pedestal
- "Gay" men
- Men
- I think I just hate men
- People who have that face (you know what I mean)
- New couples
- Couples in general
- People who won't stop talking about their stupid significant other
- People who won't stop talking about their stupid families
- Stupid people
- Babies
- 99% of children
- People who have children
- People who throw out recyclables
- Drunken oversexed college students
- Drunk people in general
- Pot smokers
- I don't know if I have mentioned men but I hate them
- High schoolers
- People who baby-talk at everything
- Amish people
- The lady who works at CopyMax who gets mad at me when I tell her how to print transparencies properly for screen printing
- People who tailgate really and swerve around a little like it's going to do something
- Everybody who owns a car
- People who refer to groups of people as 'ladies'
- If you have ever posted a missed connection about me on Craigslist I hate you
- Bandwagon activists
- Probably you
It was good.
- Republicans
- Rich white people
- Misogynists
- Enforcers and embodiments of binary gender
- Christians
- Catholics
- If you are religious I probably hate you
- Pregnant people
- People who use acronyms instead of words or textspeak
- Rapists
- Conservatives
- Whoever thought chewy caramel was a good idea
- Pro-lifers
- People who wear clothing so huge that it looks like they are draped in windsocks
- Business and economics majors
- People who watch The Big Bang Theory
- Everybody in the Big Bang Theory
- Your mom
- My mom
- Straight people
- Gay people
- Flamboyantly gay people
- Sports enthusiasts
- French Canadians
- 12 year old skateboarders
- Mall rats
- Art students
- People who call other people 'hipsters'
- Actual hipsters
- Men who think they are entitled to everything because they've got a dick
- Grammar police
- Regular police
- People who won't stop reproducing
- That guy who rubs his dick on your butt on the dance floor
- Dog enthusiasts
- Celebrities
- People who eat food really loudly
- Fatphobes
- Transphobes
- People who use vegan as a synonym for vegetarian (but still think birds are a vegetable anyway)
- Teachers
- My whole family
- Retail customers
- People who bitch about Americans who aren't American
- Americans
- People who think it's a good idea to bring strollers to places like malls and amusement parks
- Psychotic trans people
- Trans people that throw genderqueers under the bus
- Bros
- Transbros
- Gay trans men who claim to be attracted to all men but still put cis men on a pedestal
- "Gay" men
- Men
- I think I just hate men
- People who have that face (you know what I mean)
- New couples
- Couples in general
- People who won't stop talking about their stupid significant other
- People who won't stop talking about their stupid families
- Stupid people
- Babies
- 99% of children
- People who have children
- People who throw out recyclables
- Drunken oversexed college students
- Drunk people in general
- Pot smokers
- I don't know if I have mentioned men but I hate them
- High schoolers
- People who baby-talk at everything
- Amish people
- The lady who works at CopyMax who gets mad at me when I tell her how to print transparencies properly for screen printing
- People who tailgate really and swerve around a little like it's going to do something
- Everybody who owns a car
- People who refer to groups of people as 'ladies'
- If you have ever posted a missed connection about me on Craigslist I hate you
- Bandwagon activists
- Probably you
It was good.