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AAAHHHHH I just got caught digging through the SAME PILE OF JUNK. I went to buy drugs at CVS and on the way back I thought 'why the hell not,' because I remembered a cool oil lamp or something. So I went and found half of it and was trying to find all the pieces to assemble together the chimney. I thought to myself 'wouldn't it be funny if someone showed up while you were doing this again?' 'Naaaahhhh,' I convinced myself, 'that's just ridiculous. You're ridiculous. And paranoid.'
And then a car rolled on down the driveway. I wanted to simultanously laugh and die. BUT I DIDN'T DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. I hid behind a decrepit arm chair until it was painfully past the threshold of awkward to come out and say hello.
In related news, I have this [new] sweet uniquely-shaped green oil lamp for when I'm living in my next apartment and can't afford electricity!
And then a car rolled on down the driveway. I wanted to simultanously laugh and die. BUT I DIDN'T DO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS. I hid behind a decrepit arm chair until it was painfully past the threshold of awkward to come out and say hello.
In related news, I have this [new] sweet uniquely-shaped green oil lamp for when I'm living in my next apartment and can't afford electricity!