So I've been here since February and I really haven't posted much. I've at least wanted to post some pictures of where I live, and I'm only finally getting around to that now. Hahaha.
This is the living room, when you first come in the door. My room is off to the right. Anyway, it doesn't have this much stuff in it anymore and the TV is gone, because my room mate (the only one that was Australian and lived here, haha) moved out. I live here with someone from Germany and a grad student from China.
Directly behind the living room is the kitchen. There's no door or anything, it's just right there.
The back deck is through the doors in the living room.
This is my mint plant that I wholesomely stole from the local elementary school garden and planted in an empty frosting container. It's grown a lot since I took the picture!
My room looks like this when you first come in. Ha... I pretty much have no possessions and it's like a cavern that I hide in. The blankets on the bed are even stolen from the airplane I came over on.
ACTUALLY, my room used to look like THIS when you first came in. It always had a Kite in it, like I had a puppy. He went home about 2 weeks ago though, around the time when my other room mate moved out as well so it's been pretty lonely in The Cavern ever since.
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I'm a really awful person. BUT LOOK, SO CUTE! Maybe that's why he went home.
I kind of enjoy how unflattering this picture is. Anyway, we broke in the bed one of the first few weeks by drunkenly jumping on it while 80s music played. Ever since I think the very center's been busted, but we won't let that on to the management....
On the other side of the room is my desk, and on the shelf above it is a bunch of crap, and some little paintings Kite and I painted during orientation week at school for a little game to see who could paint the best(voted by audience) in 10 minutes, and get free $10 to the bookstore.
I painted this monstrocity with a large children's paintbrush.
Kite used his fingers because he was raised in the wild and doesn't understand people tools.
The mess that's the surface of the desk.
HERE'S MY BATHROOM. Tada!
and my rocket ship bath mat to keep cockroaches from coming through the drain in my floor.
What else. There's a pool!
I like swimming a lot. but I havent been to the pool a lot lately because it's always overcrowded with stupid girls that predatorialy stare at anything flat-chested and shirtless while working dilligently on their skin cancer.
I just look like a bamf here so I'm gonna post it.
Here's this green moth I really liked. It's GREEN! I've never seen a green moth!
And a wild sundew plant! I've never seen one in the wild but here it is! All growing in it's nutrient-deficient soil in Noosa waiting for bugs to kill so it can sap their nitrogen, ahhaha. I really like them. I think they're cute.
SIMBAAAAAAAAA. We went to Noosa and saw wild sea turtles from atop a cliff.
Here's my giant fat self crushing a small cute thing.
Bonus?
SIDE STORY TIME.
My last room mate, Tiffany, brought home this washingmachine soap called 'Lux' and decided to make a bowl of slop with it because it felt cool. It ended up being very jizz-like.
Then for some reason we mixed a bunch of stuff in it, like frosting and sugar and soy sauce. It ended up looking like this, with corn flakes sprinkled on top and a sesame seed thing stuck in it. It actually looked kind of edible...
So then we mixed vegemite and soysauce in some more of it and fried it on the stove, making soap-burger patties and some soap buns to go with it. Then we made some soap mashed potatoes and poured expired gravy from easter on them. We topped the burgers with some rotting tomatoes and lettuce.
We decided to make a complete menu and had to come up with something for soap-dinner. We tried to make a steak, but it didn't work and we mashed it up to make san choy bow soap meat, with come rotting cilantro and other things.
OOO, SO GOOD. We were so proud that we left it on the counter for like 3 days, confusing everyone else. It just had a note that said 'DO NOT EAT'
...and this menu.
Eventally one night I decided I better clean up. So I took the burgers out to the pavillion and left them on the table in hopes that one of the annoyingly loud drunk college students would take a bite out of it.
KANGAROO STALKING!!!!! They are all over the place around where I live.
MAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
this little scruffy kangaroo was adorable.
EEEEE. I like it's little Freddy Krueger hands.
That's everything for right now. I'll post more things sometime later. I have limited internet because I'm poor, and it's pay per download in OZ. Sigh. Sometimes I run over to the school and use my school internet instead of my apartment internet. But it's fall here now and it gets SO COLD at night that even when I wear a shirt, flannel, and a sweatshirt I'm still freezing on the way back to my apartment. I never knew it got that cold here... I wish I had a coat, and a heavy blanket because I freeze every night.
I'm thinking about how unpleasant it's going to be running back to my room after this. I made some INSTANT PUDDING that's totally boss and I'm using it as my motivator.
Oh right, here's what I look like right now. I thought I'd try having really light blonde hair for a while.
Sexy pictures of me on the toilet. Whatever. They show what my hair looks like, which is pretty much the only important thing since nothing else ever changes.