Xtreme Charles Dickens
The other day I was at a demonstration thing in the city because all the gays bis and allies in Lancaster were pissed about the thing in Maine. Of course I was there because MU Allies goes to all that stuff and around here we need all the support we can get. Or at the very least we just keep protestors and morons from being too stupid or punching each other. Afterwards we went to The Fractured Prune and I got THE BEST DOUGHNUT IN THE WORLD. On the way back to my car I was stopped by some guy who wanted to tell me 'my legs were sassy.' Ok, sir.
And then today I apparently look like a faggy Oliver Twist. I really can't tell if it's the newsboy cap and cruddy scarf or the queer energy that seems to radiate from my pores ALL THE TIME. I'm also wearing my good blue sweater. And then I punched the pressure washer and got a hole in the sleeve. Why someone would wear a good sweater when they planned operating the pressure washer all day is beyond me. And I'm the one who did it so I guess that doesn't speak much for me.
I have to go be a part of an open discussion about sexual orientation that's happening on campus a bit after my work shift ends. OH GOD I'M HOPING THERE'S COOKIES. If there aren't cookies I don't know what I'm going to do. Eat one of the other panelists? I am insatiably hungry and didn't bring food with me to class or work.
HOLY SHIT. THANKSGIVING BREAK IS SOON.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
And then today I apparently look like a faggy Oliver Twist. I really can't tell if it's the newsboy cap and cruddy scarf or the queer energy that seems to radiate from my pores ALL THE TIME. I'm also wearing my good blue sweater. And then I punched the pressure washer and got a hole in the sleeve. Why someone would wear a good sweater when they planned operating the pressure washer all day is beyond me. And I'm the one who did it so I guess that doesn't speak much for me.
I have to go be a part of an open discussion about sexual orientation that's happening on campus a bit after my work shift ends. OH GOD I'M HOPING THERE'S COOKIES. If there aren't cookies I don't know what I'm going to do. Eat one of the other panelists? I am insatiably hungry and didn't bring food with me to class or work.
HOLY SHIT. THANKSGIVING BREAK IS SOON.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!