Write Santa...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In November I broke kyizi's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday alqualisse and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Thursday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-380 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
Hanasian