"This book is about...issues."
I have recently been enlightened by Ryan of two fabulous bits of information I feel compelled to share.
1. Sheep are flame-retardant. Wool is apparently the best material for not catching on fire-ness. Sheep are also unable to be killed by wolves (cf. lots of wool), contrary to what the cartoons have led us to believe. Conclusion: sheep are the superior species. Are humans flame-retardant? I think not.
2. There is a museum in one of the Southern States (I can't remember which one) where the conflict between Creationism ("some magical dude made us 6000 years ago") and Evolution ("but what about the dinosaurs?") is conveniently resolved in an exhibit that explains humans and dinosaurs coexisted in loving harmony.
P.S. Tyson is the wooly mammoth; he is in love with the camera.
Conclusion: Wooly mammoths, dinosaurs and Jesus lived together happily. The only thing shifty here is that the wooly mammoths died off, despite their flame-resistant moniker.